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Offline franksolich

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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2009, 10:40:19 AM »
Not defensive at all - pal.  And...I have no interest in asking anyone about Californiapeggy.  

I hope to God you're staying out of the DUmpster, madam.

Best to get used to the rest of conservativecave first, so that nothing rude happens.
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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2009, 11:09:00 AM »
Too late, coach--dutch has already made an appearance.

Lady, just remember, dutch's purpose is to sniff other's asses, scoot on the carpet, and hump your leg.  When he does that, just hit him with the newspaper.  Aside from that, he's pretty much harmless.
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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2009, 11:25:11 AM »
Too late, coach--dutch has already made an appearance.

Lady, just remember, dutch's purpose is to sniff other's asses, scoot on the carpet, and hump your leg.  When he does that, just hit him with the newspaper.  Aside from that, he's pretty much harmless.

Yeah, the leg humping thing is especially problematic. I've seen him leave stains.
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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2009, 01:06:52 PM »
I hope to God you're staying out of the DUmpster, madam.

I haven't "wanted" to venture into the DUmpster - thinkin' it may make blood shoot out of my eyes...
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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2009, 05:55:54 PM »
Too late, coach--dutch has already made an appearance.

Lady, just remember, dutch's purpose is to sniff other's asses, scoot on the carpet, and hump your leg.  When he does that, just hit him with the newspaper.  Aside from that, he's pretty much harmless.

Or just to be an ass to a newcomer for whatever reason.
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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2009, 07:17:32 PM »
Or just to be an ass to a newcomer for whatever reason.

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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2009, 07:40:20 PM »
everyone's gotta have a hobby.

Just so long as it doesn`t drive someone away thinking they are not welcome or mean there needs to be an "ignore the stupid" disclaimer on every introduction thread.

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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2009, 05:56:34 PM »
Just so long as it doesn`t drive someone away thinking they are not welcome or mean there needs to be an "ignore the stupid" disclaimer on every introduction thread.

didn't work on you.
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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2009, 06:00:16 PM »
didn't work on you.

Couldn`t,I was here almost two weeks before you.  :tongue:

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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #34 on: December 27, 2009, 06:31:40 PM »
everyone's gotta have a hobby.

Oh boy... :trolls:
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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2009, 08:02:20 PM »
and if you live in third world California you can learn about whats going on in the first war as we slide back into second world status

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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #36 on: February 04, 2010, 12:34:06 AM »
quite refreshing to see that there actually conservatives outside of my own little central valley. i'm pretty glad to be stuck in such a conservative area, it makes field trips to places like San Fran feel more like trips to zoos.

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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #37 on: February 04, 2010, 04:55:16 PM »
A big Hello from Texas Ladywinter  :cheersmate:

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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #38 on: February 04, 2010, 05:15:24 PM »
Welcomes aboard from Texas to the survivors in Mexi-bankrupt-fornia

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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #39 on: February 06, 2010, 11:45:28 AM »
CA's survival seems an open question to this CAian. Our D Party has the hand basket's accelerator pedal stuck pedal-to-the--errr-wicker. And a significant part of CA Rs seem focused on tweaking the shape and speed of the hand basket.

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i'm pretty glad to be stuck in such a conservative area, it makes field trips to places like San Fran feel more like trips to zoos.
Which part of the Central Valley? The half that has water? Or the part going through a court-ordered "drought"?
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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2010, 11:59:37 AM »
Welcome aboard from another North State resident.
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Re: California Newbie
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2010, 12:52:22 PM »
CA's survival seems an open question to this CAian. Our D Party has the hand basket's accelerator pedal stuck pedal-to-the--errr-wicker. And a significant part of CA Rs seem focused on tweaking the shape and speed of the hand basket.
Which part of the Central Valley? The half that has water? Or the part going through a court-ordered "drought"?

If the politicians had any sense at all that would have stopped hiring and spending like crazy