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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Linda on June 15, 2017, 10:22:12 AM

Title: A man walked into a crowded bar.
Post by: Linda on June 15, 2017, 10:22:12 AM

A man walked into a crowded bar.

He held up a pistol and yelled,

“I have seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber.
I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.”

A voice from the back called out, “You’re gonna need more ammo.”

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Title: Re: A man walked into a crowded bar.
Post by: ExGeeEye on June 15, 2017, 01:02:52 PM

"...seven rounds in the barrel..."

In other words, you've had seven squib loads and your barrel is thoroughly plugged...

"...and one in the chamber..."

Better pray for a misfire!

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Title: Re: A man walked into a crowded bar.
Post by: Linda on June 15, 2017, 02:02:48 PM

"...seven rounds in the barrel..."

LOL...I didn't notice that when I copied the joke.