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Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« on: February 12, 2010, 07:16:06 PM »
Lots of pathetic.

A couple genuinely sad cases that lost spouses.

Mostly just pathetic.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9250171#9252458
« Last Edit: February 12, 2010, 07:31:51 PM by Mr Snuggle Bunny »
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 07:22:39 PM »
I just ate; there's no friggin' way I'm clicking on that link...
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2010, 07:22:49 PM »
'Tis with a very heavy heart and lachrymosal eyes that one must tell you, sir, regretfully, your link is all wrong.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 07:32:14 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 12, 2010, 07:22:49 PM
'Tis with a very heavy heart and lachrymosal eyes that one must tell you, sir, regretfully, your link is all wrong.

Fixed. TY sir.

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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 07:43:55 PM »
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 07:51:00 PM »
Quote from: FGL on February 12, 2010, 07:43:55 PM
I shall not click.
Do it.

You know you want to. You can't help but look.

It's like a train wreck...full of clowns...who are naked.

Do it.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2010, 07:56:01 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on February 12, 2010, 07:22:39 PM
I just ate; there's no friggin' way I'm clicking on that link...
Not me!
If I can sit through 3 versions of the movie Saw and KNOW it is stupid, I can click that link and revel in DUmmy he'll. A DUmmy in depression is DUmmy worthwhile.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2010, 07:57:57 PM »
But it's full of candy Valentine hearts!  Click, click, click!

Nah, I didn't look either.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2010, 07:59:32 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 12, 2010, 07:51:00 PM
full of clowns...who are naked.

and here I thought you knew me a little by now.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 08:00:57 PM »
Actually, it's a pretty good campfire.

If I were me, I'd click on it.

Lots and lots of drama-queening in it.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 08:02:45 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 12, 2010, 08:00:57 PM
Actually, it's a pretty good campfire.

If I were me, I'd click on it.

Lots and lots of drama-queening in it.

lol. FR has "I'd hit it" and we have "I'd click it"
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2010, 08:03:35 PM »
I glanced at it.  It's pretty entertaining.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2010, 08:08:29 PM »
I have my own Valentine Day issues, not intersted in DUer love issues.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2010, 08:35:48 PM »
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Roon  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-11-10 05:10 PM
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21. After being attached off and on for 20+ years..
 I can finally say I am single and will probably stay that way.

I do have, however, a gentleman friend that splits his time between Littleton and Boulder Colorado. I bus to go see him from Denver every Monday night and come home Tuesday morning. We hang out, watch TV, talk politics, we just have a good time every week.

Technically I am un-attached,but I am OK with it because I have my friend.


 
Using my trusty gay moonbat-to-normal person dictionary, I will translate:

I just got dumped and have decided that I am so pathetic that I shouldn't even bother trying anymore.

I've got some ropesmoker that I go visit. He pretends to care about the things that I care about whilst using me for casual sex.



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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2010, 08:38:05 PM »
« Last Edit: February 12, 2010, 08:43:34 PM by Chris »
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2010, 08:45:25 PM »
That was as good an example as any of why I felt no need to row over to this particular bonfire.

I laughed my ass off through every Nightmare on Elm Street movie ever made.  I love to watch a co-ed get dismembered, the more gory, the better.

The details of a DUmbass' "love" life, or lack of same, are best left hidden under whatever rock the DUmbass deposited them.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2010, 08:53:13 PM »
A lovely Valentine's story:
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21. After being attached off and on for 20+ years..
I can finally say I am single and will probably stay that way.

I do have, however, a gentleman friend that splits his time between Littleton and Boulder Colorado. I bus to go see him from Denver every Monday night and come home Tuesday morning.

Remember DUmmy Roon? He's the one who was shocked to have a queer try to pick him up in a gay leather bar:
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I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
I am gay but I don't look or act it. In fact my friends and family thought I was lying when I came out of the closet. But I got hit up on in a BIKER BAR! I only went there becaus it's within walking distance. I don't know how this guy knew I was gay. He was a cutie patootie though.
How did the guy know? Well, DUmmy Roon, it may have been because you were rubbing against him in a queer bar. Sort of sounds the infamous attempt by William Rivers Pitt to proposition Kevin Spacey.


And he has some pretty big career plans:
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I was talking to my 14-year-old cousin tonight about babysitting
Did you know that some kids are getting 8 bucks an hour? If I had a car I would jump that racket in a heartbeat!

Does anyone need a progressive babysitter to watch the kids?
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2010, 12:25:19 AM »
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19. i am married and i hate it. i hate corporations demand that i feel "romantic" on a particular day
   
so i hear ya

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31. crappy marriage here, too.
   
And even if I wasn't, I doubt I would care much about some candy/flowers/horseshit holiday.

 
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37. not crappy
   
really easy, fine marriage. but we do it all thru the year. i dont like being told to be romantic on a given day.

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49. Oh, I thought you meant you hated being married.

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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2010, 11:09:06 AM »
Quote from: kenth on February 13, 2010, 12:25:19 AM

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49. Oh, I thought you meant you hated being married.



lol. honey is that you??
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2010, 11:14:43 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 12, 2010, 07:51:00 PM
Do it.

You know you want to. You can't help but look.

It's like a train wreck...full of clowns...who are naked.

Do it.

Ah, yes--she wanted me to **** her silly.

So I put on a clown suit.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2010, 12:46:16 PM »
Haha, that's the chick who blew it with the republican boyfriend who had a job. Now she's trying to make it sound like it was a mutual breakup.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2010, 01:15:08 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on February 13, 2010, 12:46:16 PM
Haha, that's the chick who blew it with the republican boyfriend who had a job. Now she's trying to make it sound like it was a mutual breakup.

Mutual. heh.
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2010, 01:19:36 PM »
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Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2010, 01:35:38 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on February 13, 2010, 12:46:16 PM
Haha, that's the chick who blew it with the republican boyfriend who had a job. Now she's trying to make it sound like it was a mutual breakup.
Surely you don't expect someone to admit they were being an insufferable bitch, do you?

Oh well.

From the same thread: dude seems to be doing well enough:

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13. I feel for you.
   
My break-up was mostly mutual.

The next day a friend tells me his buddies had him at a strip club getting a lap dance.

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