Yeah, well, you hear about accidents with guys and vacuum cleaners happening all the time in Great Britain, for some reason. It's dangerous stuff.
My, what a dreadful poem. I don't care for poetry, and the DUmp makes me hate it even more. Except that, "red lights blink blink blink blink, Shiny truck gleaming" can make me laugh any time of the day or night. Laughter is good for the soul.
Edited to correct the poetic masterpiece