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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2009, 01:04:48 PM »
bumped for day 4 ponylessness.
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2009, 01:21:16 PM »
Where is Frank........he has a house coming.......he should start "house watch" thread.......

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Re: Pony Watch... Day 3.
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2009, 01:57:17 PM »
Quote from: bijou on January 24, 2009, 03:26:06 AM
Despite the fact that it ruins your zen like balance, I am going to H5 that.  :-)

O M G -- my ratio is in the positive!  I don't think that has ever happened before!!

Also, the hitching post looks the same -- Pony Promise: 1 Pony Delivery: 0
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2009, 02:26:43 PM »
Quote from: TVDOC on January 24, 2009, 01:21:16 PM
Where is Frank........he has a house coming.......he should start "house watch" thread.......

doc

You aren't going to get a house because this woman is in line ahead of you...

(this was what prompted the damn youtube thread.  LMAO)

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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2009, 04:26:12 PM »
I keep getting automated messages at 1-800-GET-PONY. I certainly hope this doesn't turn out like the $40 DTV converter discount coupons...
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM »
Quote from: miskie on January 24, 2009, 04:26:12 PM
I keep getting automated messages at 1-800-GET-PONY. I certainly hope this doesn't turn out like the $40 DTV converter discount coupons...

What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2009, 04:31:46 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(

With my luck, if I ever get one, it'll probably be 40 years old and club footed.
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2009, 04:34:10 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(

They will just generate more -- ponies are like money: there is an endless supply as long as the government controls the creation.
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2009, 04:37:45 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(

Then we'll need vouchers :-)
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2009, 04:37:51 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on January 24, 2009, 04:31:46 PM
With my luck, if I ever get one, it'll probably be 40 years old and club footed.

This made me laugh out loud.   :-)
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2009, 04:46:51 PM »
Well, what is really happening is that the pony giveaway is part of the redistribution of wealth program stimulus package so the ponies that are to go to any registered republican is actually being reassigned to one of the prisoners at Gitmo.

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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2009, 05:24:32 PM »
Don't lose hope, I have it on good authority that the breed of pony to be handed out will be one of these two:

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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2009, 05:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Chris on January 24, 2009, 04:27:46 PM
What if the government runs out of ponies?  :(

They'll just legislate a later deadline
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2009, 06:36:33 PM »
I have so many questions...
  • Once I get my Government Pony, can I feed it Government cheese ?
  • Can a Government Pony only be ridden on weekdays between 9 AM and 5 PM, excluding holidays ?
  • Do Government Ponies have a union ? and if so, what kind of dues am I expected to pay ?
  • Are White Government Ponies racist ? Does it need to be brown, to get around ? or black, to have my back ? etc..
  • Will my pony ever go on strike ?
  • Will my pony be a community organizer, and work for acorns ?
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Re: Pony Watch... Day 4.
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2009, 07:37:14 AM »
Quote from: miskie on January 24, 2009, 06:36:33 PM
I have so many questions...
  • Once I get my Government Pony, can I feed it Government cheese ?
  • Can a Government Pony only be ridden on weekdays between 9 AM and 5 PM, excluding holidays ?
  • Do Government Ponies have a union ? and if so, what kind of dues am I expected to pay ?
  • Are White Government Ponies racist ? Does it need to be brown, to get around ? or black, to have my back ? etc..
  • Will my pony ever go on strike ?
  • Will my pony be a community organizer, and work for acorns ?

One should never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Being that it's government issue, the anus is probably the proper inspection portal.
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