Didn't a DUmmy post that Doug had won the lottery and moved to Florida in explanation of his disappearance?
Yeah, a primitive posted that, but it was obviously way too coincidental, and so was probably a lie.
I'm sure if walrus-face had won it, he'd been back long before now, dropping clues or even boasting about it. Or one of his former co-workers from Gearhart Chevrolet--a few of them lurked here a while--probably would've spilled the beans (two of them actually registered here, but never posted; I dunno why, as they seemed like nice guys).
In the meantime, we got another, bigger, problem.
It's been a full day since the big guy in Bellevue posted, either on Skins's island or Manny's jackass message board. Usually he mentions--as if anybody cares--if he's going to be gone half an hour or something, but there'd been no forewarning in this case.
<<<wonders what's going on; maybe poor long-suffering Marta hit him on the head with the cast-iron frying pan too hard or something. One can always hope.....