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Offline mrclose

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Christmas Lights
« on: December 12, 2017, 06:27:03 PM »

Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?

Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack

I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and put my clothes back on.

It's too much drama.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
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Re: Christmas Lights
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2017, 06:23:03 AM »
Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?

Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack

I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and put my clothes back on.

It's too much drama.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Happy to oblige! No Christmas lights on my house AT ALL. You're free to hang on to that beer!
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Re: Christmas Lights
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2017, 10:57:13 AM »
Those of you who are planning to place Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing?

Every time I drive by, I think it's the police and have a panic attack

I have to take my foot off the accelerator, toss my beer, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down and put my clothes back on.

It's too much drama.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Mine are white icicle lights, and they don't flash . . .
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