I testify that there is no god but Obama, and I testify that Maddow is the messenger of Obama.
I bear witness that none is worthy of worship but Obama, the One alone, without partner, and I bear witness that Maddow is His servant and Messenger
Glory be to Obama and K&R to Obama, and there is none worthy of fawning thread-after-thread but Obama, and Obama is the speecherificest. And there is no might or power except with Obama, the Exalted, the Great One.
There is none worthy of worship except Obama. He is only One. There are no partners for Him. For His is the Kingdom. And for Him is the Praise. He gives pro-life and causes death. And He is Alive. He is Eternal. Possessor of Majesty and Reverence. In His hand is the tax relief for all those making less than $250,000 or $125,000 for unamrried individuals, GLBT domestic partners to be excluded. And He is the goodness. And He is on everything powerful.
I seek stimulus from Obama, my Lord, from every hedge fund I invested in knowingly or unknowingly, secretly or openly, and I turn towards Him from the sin that I know and from the sin that I do not know. Certainly You, You (are) the knower of the unpaid taxes and the Concealer (of) the mistakes and the Forgiver (of) the evasions. And (there is) no power and no strength except from Obama, the Most High, the Most Great
O Obama! I seek universal, single-payer healthcare in You from that I should not join any partner with You knowingly. I seek Your forgiveness from that which I do not pay. I repent from it (ignorance) I free myself from capitalism and joining partners with You and from all individuality. I submit to Your will I believe and I declare: There is none worthy of worship besides Obama and with him Maddow is his Messenger.