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Offline franksolich

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contest for the primitives
« on: April 11, 2009, 08:09:17 AM »
AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ASHERHEIM--er, franksolich

ANNOUNCES franksolich AN ANNOUCEMENT

FROM franksolich AN ANNOUNCEMENT

franksolich ANNOUNCES AN ANNOUNCEMENT

CONTEST FOR THE PRIMITIVES

This coming Wednesday, April 15, there's going to be lots and lots of "tea parties" all across the country, including out here in the sparsely-populated Sandhills of Nebraska, where we reasonably expect more horses than people to show up.

The primitives on Skins's island have gibber-gabbered a great deal about "infiltrating" such tea parties (although not this particular one; we're sort of out of the way).

Inevitably, the primitives the night of April 15, and all during the next day, April 16, are going to entertain us with stories about their attending tea parties, more bouncies than in a tennis-ball factory.

The primitive who posts the best bouncy (judged the best by members here) emanating from a tea party, will get a prize, a real prize, a reasonable prize, but I haven't decided what yet; only that it will be something that goes through the internet, without the primitive and franksolich having to physically touch, or visually see, each other.

For purposes of this contest, bouncies, stretchies, and zulus are all acceptable entries.

For those not in the know, a "bouncy" is where a primitive manages to "convert" a "freeper;" a "stretchy" is a tale with some elements of truth in it, but exaggerated; and a "zulu" is a story of a primitive having an unfruitful experience with a "freeper."

Primitives interested in this contest do not have to do anything, other than simply relate the details on Skins' island, and we'll take it from there.

END OF ANNOUNCEMENT FROM franksolich

franksolich THANKS YOU FOR READING THIS ANNOUNCEMENT
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Re: contest for the primitives
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 08:25:44 AM »
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Re: contest for the primitives
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 08:27:41 AM »
You know they're going to do it.  Might as well have some fun and make a game out of their lies.

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Re: contest for the primitives
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 10:32:27 AM »
Frank, you're a genius! LOL!
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Re: contest for the primitives
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 11:05:27 AM »
What will the prize be? Something from the very ass of the "Holy "O""....a bronzed piece of his........nevermind......it won't go over the internet......but if it would, they'd be all over themselves trying to write one that would bounce into orbit.
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Re: contest for the primitives
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 11:16:24 AM »
I wish I could go  :bawl:

However, as I am Orthodox Christian, my Easter is next Sunday, which makes this my holy weeks, and I can't missed holy week services, even to gather with my fellow conservatives.  Everybody drink some extra tea (or beer) for me  :cheersmate:  I will happy judge the contest entries though  :-)