Why I Am Voting Democrathttp://www.leftcoastrebel.com/2010/10/why-im-voting-democrat.htmlCompiled by RightKlikBecause I voted Republican for all those years before I died ~ cprater
Because all your freedoms and liberties ARE BELONG TO US ~ crabbycon
Because this country's debt is "a myth" ~ Phil Hare
DYING for the neighbor to redistribute his wife ~ stephenkruiser
Because broadband is a human right ~ conservativela
Because my mother ceased my allowance and told me to get a job. Only the power of Obama can stop her madness ~ spiritofmadison
Because if I don't, the teacher will press a red button and I'll explode ~ exjon
Because I've always wanted to experience the great depression first hand ~ raging_red
Because Barbara Boxer worked so hard for her title, I just can't stand to see her lose it ~ jeffchesnut1
Because every American city can be like Detroit ~ jeromeehudson
I'm too lazy to do my own stealing. ~ iowahawkblog
I'm too lazy to move to Europe. ~ imao_
I want to see where exactly Obama is going with all this. It's even more mystifying than Lost! ~ imao_
Because my racist boss only pays me $23 an hour as an illegal maid ~ msbs05
Because Paul is entitled to Peter's money ~ adamsbaldwin
It's not fair that people with jobs have more money than I do. ~ radishthegreat
Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we're going to prove it ~johnhawkinsrwn
Who else is compassionate enough to make sure everyone has a chance at poverty? ~djsmuzz
Because global warming is more important than science ~ grivno
Because I'll be called racist if I don't ~ infidelsarecool
Because history is littered with examples of how well socialism has worked ~ alinskydefeater
Because blaming rich people is so much easier than personal responsibility ~ mlmelear
Because I get my news from the Daily Show ~ stix1972
Because paying over 40% of your income to the gov is okay but making a 3% profit is pure evil ~ diggrbiii
Because "at some point I think you've made enough money" ~ jeromeehudson
Because "I don't want my daughters to be punished with a baby" ~ jeromeehudson
Because those who create wealth should be punished for their wrongdoing ~ entropy156
I never did like incandescant light bulbs ~ resisttyranny
Because I'm not here legally ~ thomasgs
Everything wrong in my life is someone else's fault ~ soopertrev
Because I keep blaming Bush for the mess we're in but can't explain what he did to get us here ~ diggrbiii
Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment ~iowahawkblog
Because somewhere someone is making a profit. Damn it. ~ irishspy
Because it's illegal for me to steal your money myself ~ emile_husson
Why real Democrats are voting for Democrats:
Because I wanna see the RACIST tea party folks suffer ~ mrdaveyd
Because masturbation is awesome ~ disgrasian
Because fascism is just another word for everything left to lose ~ shoq
I Don't thing [sic] My Fellow Americans are Lazy Welfare Bums ~ thenewdeal
Because Tea Partiers can't spell ~ disgrasian
Because the Other 98% of Us need Representation too ~ thenewdeal
Republicans would rather see America fail than Barack Obama be successful. Put Country first. ~ jskcknit
Because I haven't given up on Barack and I never thought he could walk on water ~ uncommonrecords
Fear is a Weapon of Mass Destruction ~ thenewdeal
Because hypocritical judgmental self-righteous teabaggers only accept an unwed teenage mom if her last name is Palin ~ luchialuchia
Bush Tax Cuts Cost Twice as Much as Health Care Reform ~ audnumber [Q: Where does the government get the money that it "spends" on tax cuts]
For me, its a desire to keep up the change we fought so hard for in 08 ~ saralang
I think it's what Jesus would do ~ newtwittier
Because THIS level of achievement hasn't occurred for several generations ~ karoli
madmath1 said...
I'm voting democrat because I'm too stupid and/or ignorant to know better.
I'm voting Democrat because the women are looser and if I knock them up, they can "get rid" of the problem.
I'm voting deomcrat because as a pet, they're the only ones I can vote for.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm dead and have no other voice.
I'm voting Democrat because my vocabulary mainly consist of swear words and they're the only one that realize I have talent.
I'm voting Democrat because I don't pay enough in taxes like those dipshits in hollywood say (hey, you can send more if you like, the IRS will keep the money).
I'm voting Democrat because I believe in charity without responsibility, especially if I'm the benefactor.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe in eugentics.
I'm voting democrat because Slick Willie has better hair. (I knew a woman that voted for him just for that reason. Go figure!)
I'm voting democrat because I think there are too many old people abusing our health care system by being sick.
and most important reason of all, I'm voting democrat because they're the party for the insane.
