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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Re: DUmmies Hot for Al
« Reply #25 on: June 02, 2010, 10:32:54 AM »
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29. I could listen to him
 talk policy all day.


I'd rather scrape my ears off with an exacto knife.
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Re: DUmmies Hot for Al
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2010, 10:42:50 AM »
Any guy who has to pad the family jewels to make them match his shoe size has too much egotistical baggage. Ever since he lost the election he's been in this absurd campaign to be elected Captain Planet's rambling sidekick. At least he found Manbearpig before he could unleash untold horrors on the human race. One does wonder, however, why Stinky is the one who started the thread. Perhaps Mrs. Stinky has refused to wear the strap on until he does a better job of cleaning the litter box.

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Re: DUmmies Hot for Al
« Reply #27 on: June 02, 2010, 10:55:46 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 02, 2010, 10:42:50 AM
Any guy who has to pad the family jewels to make them match his shoe size has too much egotistical baggage. Ever since he lost the election he's been in this absurd campaign to be elected Captain Planet's rambling sidekick. At least he found Manbearpig before he could unleash untold horrors on the human race. One does wonder, however, why Stinky is the one who started the thread. Perhaps Mrs. Stinky has refused to wear the strap on until he does a better job of cleaning the litter box.

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Not very lady-like Cin! I luv it! hahahahahahaha!
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Re: DUmmies Hot for Al
« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2010, 11:00:20 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 02, 2010, 10:42:50 AM
Any guy who has to pad the family jewels to make them match his shoe size has too much egotistical baggage. Ever since he lost the election he's been in this absurd campaign to be elected Captain Planet's rambling sidekick. At least he found Manbearpig before he could unleash untold horrors on the human race. One does wonder, however, why Stinky is the one who started the thread. Perhaps Mrs. Stinky has refused to wear the strap on until he does a better job of cleaning the litter box.

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He must like that "full" feeling . . .  :o
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Re: DUmmies Hot for Al
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2010, 11:17:32 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 02, 2010, 11:00:20 AM
He must like that "full" feeling . . .  :o

Oh, that's SO bad!  :cheersmate:

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Re: DUmmies Hot for Al
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2010, 11:49:05 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 02, 2010, 11:17:32 AM
Oh, that's SO bad!  :cheersmate:

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....and disgusting! heh!
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Re: DUmmies Hot for Al
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2010, 11:53:17 AM »
I just caught a little bit of Rush today, but he said that CBS is blaming the divorce on Bush.   :lmao:

Then he said he had a drive-by caller who was blaming him (Rush) for the split.   :lmao:  This is because Rush exposed the globull warming hoax, and Al will be broke in a few years.  Tipper wanted her half now. 
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Re: DUmmies Hot for Al
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2010, 12:01:04 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 02, 2010, 11:17:32 AM
Oh, that's SO bad!  :cheersmate:

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I can do worse . . .  :-) :fuelfire:
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Re: DUmmies Hot for Al
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2010, 12:32:55 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 02, 2010, 12:01:04 PM
I can do worse . . .  :-) :fuelfire:

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