Before they get too excited about 2020 I just learned that on Tuesday, November 3, 2020 the National Association of Dead People are holding a MANDATORY all day meeting. I’ve heard that the possible penalty for not attending is spending an entire week with the malaise DUer, the smelly internet laughing stock DUer, or a yet unnamed DUer. I do know that to encourage attendance they will be serving beer, wings, bacon, steak, and 10-layer chocolate cake. Also, Elvis, Marvin Gaye, George Jones, and Johnny Cash with be providing the live entertainment.
I guess on election day 2020 all of the dead folks will have to decide if they want to party and eat well or if they’d instead prefer to vote and be punished with a week of misery.