> When Jussie Smollett meets Angry Johnny ...
Well I’ll tell you something fellers
I ain’t no fortune teller
But I think I know how this is gonna end
I think she’s gonna up and leave me
On the day she starts to need me
But she’ll tell me that she’ll always be my friend
First her mind will start to wonder
And then her eyes will start to wander
And she’ll tell me that she needs a little time
Then she’ll tell me that she’ll miss me
And I’ll crack open the whiskey
Try like hell to drink that girl out of my mind
She’s gonna run gonna run gonna run off for them hills
And I’ll run straight for the whiskey beer and pills
I’m gonna end up broken hearted
So let’s get my funeral started
The one thing that I’m sure is that love kills
If I had just been smarter
I never would have started
But I dove right in with blinders on my eyes
‘cuz I never seen a girl so pretty
Oh mercy Lord have pity
She got the devil in her smile and Heaven ‘tween her thighs
Well the moral of this tale’s
Some of us are born to fail
But I’m not sure that means that we shouldn’t try
‘cuz somewhere someday maybe
She’ll finally be somebody’s baby
Then there but for the wrath of God go I...