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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #275 on: October 04, 2010, 01:41:45 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #276 on: October 04, 2010, 01:44:04 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #277 on: October 04, 2010, 01:44:35 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc[/youtube]
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #278 on: October 05, 2010, 04:44:59 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #279 on: October 11, 2010, 05:18:41 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #280 on: October 11, 2010, 10:06:48 PM »
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
 
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #281 on: October 14, 2010, 02:18:43 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh8yzvs8EM4[/youtube]
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #282 on: October 15, 2010, 05:42:26 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #283 on: October 24, 2010, 02:32:53 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #284 on: October 26, 2010, 01:32:41 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #285 on: October 27, 2010, 07:58:05 PM »
^^HA HA! :cheersmate: :lmao:
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #286 on: October 28, 2010, 12:28:07 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #287 on: October 29, 2010, 12:15:39 AM »
A man got rushed to the hospital,
doctors found he had six toy horses up his butt.

His condition is stable.
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #288 on: October 29, 2010, 12:27:07 PM »
 :thatsright:
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #289 on: October 29, 2010, 08:21:05 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on October 29, 2010, 12:15:39 AM
A man got rushed to the hospital,
doctors found he had six toy horses up his butt.

His condition is stable.
DOH!!! :lmao: :cheersmate:
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #290 on: October 30, 2010, 12:24:30 AM »
An unconscious man was rushed to the hospital
Doctors found a spoon lodged in his colon
he hasn't stirred
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #291 on: October 30, 2010, 12:24:40 AM »
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.

Then he had a bright idea.

When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.

"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #292 on: November 14, 2010, 11:25:37 AM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #293 on: November 14, 2010, 11:26:58 AM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #294 on: November 14, 2010, 12:44:03 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on October 30, 2010, 12:24:30 AM
An unconscious man was rushed to the hospital
Doctors found a spoon lodged in his colon
he hasn't stirred
:rotf: :cheersmate:
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #295 on: November 21, 2010, 04:35:50 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #296 on: November 22, 2010, 10:21:44 AM »
Quote from: true_blood on November 14, 2010, 12:44:03 PM
:rotf: :cheersmate:
Did you hear about the guy who passed out after swallowing $100 in quarters?
He was rushed to the hospital, but, so far, there has been no change. :D
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #297 on: November 22, 2010, 06:30:23 PM »
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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #298 on: November 22, 2010, 06:33:45 PM »
awww, you care.

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Re: General humor thread
« Reply #299 on: November 27, 2010, 08:21:58 PM »
If decomposing dinosaurs run oil power plants, do decomposing politicians run geothermal power plants?
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