If Braveheart was a RTS
KINGlongshanks has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
KINGlongshanks taxes *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe*
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: omfg dude what the hell?
KINGlongshanks: sorry im running low on gold ive got to build some
barracks
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude we had a deal you said youd leave me alone
KINGlongshanks: omfg dude haha!!! i told you i wouldnt attack you
as long as you listen to the laws of my country
n00b.
william_wallace has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: yeah ok w/e fine here you can have my country im leaving
william_wallace: wtf? BrUcE don't quit you bitch I need you on my team
KINGlongshanks: haha lmfao!!!! you guys are such n00bs hahaha
KINGlongshanks sends Prema Nocta on *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe*
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude arent your soldiers married wtf?
KINGlongshanks: if i cant burn you out ill breed you out haha.
HAMISH has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
Stephen Pwns Ireland has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
Stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
Stephen Pwns Ireland: biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatchessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: Stewart wtf should i do dude longshanks is ****ing me
up
Stewart: yo KINGlongshanks if your not a ***** come meet me at
Sterling i promise i wont attack you lets just talk
in a p/m
william_wallace: **** that just aggro him
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: im staying out of this one
william_wallace: robert can my team join yours for the meeting?
ive been playing for years im good.
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: oh shit guys my dad needs to use the comp for
negotions brb.
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has left *Scotland_Freedom*
william_wallace: stewart can I come with you?
william_wallce: stewart?!?!?!
william_wallce: S
william_wallace: T
william_wallace: E
william_wallace: W
stewart: yeah sorry dude i was trying to make some soldiers real quick
william_wallace: can i come?
stewart: yeah but dont do anything dude let me do the talking
william_wallace: alright stephen hamish we can go
HAMISH: cool
Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahaha!!!!! lmfao!!!!! dieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
william_wallace: ok longshanks you ready wtf?!?!?!
KINGlongshanks: yeah i had to call my general he was eating real quick
Lochlan has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
Stewart: ok lochlan dont attack me ok?!?!?!
Lochlan: yeah whatever just do what i tell you
william_wallace: yo lochlan kiss my ass
Lochlan: stfu
stewart: wallace general omg you guys stop real quick time out
william_wallace: dude the general thinks hes ****ing good he has shit
Lochlan: omg dude you dont even have archers
william_wallace: wow sorry im poor dude whatever
Lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Archers
william_wallace: hahaha you are horrible you cant hit shit
HAMISH: that was gay
Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
lochlan: omfg whatever take this
lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Calvalry
William_wallace counters with *Spears*
william_Wallace: hahaha I saved my money for spears dumbass
lochlan: wtf!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!
william_wallace attacks *lochlan* with Infantry
HAMISH attacks *lochlan* with Infantry
Stephen Pwns Ireland attacks lochlan by himself.
lochlan: omfg dude you said we would just talk!!!
stewart has left *Scotland_Freedom*
lochlan: haha half your army just lagged out you are going to
get pwned!!!!
stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
stewart attacks lochlan with Calvalry
william_wallace: hahaha
Stephen Pwns Ireland: biiiiiiiiiiiiitch
lochlan has been defeated
lochlan has left *Scotland_Freedom*
KINGlongshanks: omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys ****ing hack!!!!! how did
you get all that shit?!?! bull! bull! bull!
william_wallace: yeah ok we hack whatever you just suck
KINGlongshanks: whatever i have to go to france real quick my son is
getting on ill let him deal with you
HAMISH: *****
KINGlongshanks has left *Scotland_Freedom*
PRINCedward has entered *Scotland_Freedom*
PRINCEedward: ok guys dont attack me please im new can you help me?
william_wallace: alright fine ill help you what do you need to know?
PRINCeedward: how do i make an army?
william_wallace: you need money and you have to build barracks
PRINCEedward no i have that already i just dont know how to do it
william_wallace: ?!?!?!?! umm ok what bases do you see available?
PRINCEedward: york
william_wallace: ok let me go look at it for you and tell you what
you need.
PRINCEedward: ok thanks i dont want to screw my dads shit up hey
wallace i appreciate it
william_wallace sacks *YORK*
HAMISH: hahaha omfg lmfao william!!!!!!!!!!
Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahaha you got OWNEEEEEEEEEED!!!!
PRINCEedward: omg dude wtf?!?!?! you r an asshole i just asked for help
william_wallace: stfu you little bitch
PRINCEedward: dude you are a little prick i cant believe you my dad
is going to kill me
Philip has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
PRINCEedward: omfg Phillip help me wallace destroyed my york!
william_wallace: haha i screwed his wife too
Philip: stfu william he doesnt care he has me
HAMISH: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! you are gay!!!!!
Stephen Pwns Ireland: GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
KINGlongshanks has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
KINGlongshanks: yo
KINGlongshanks: omg
KINGlongshanks: wtf?!?!?!
KINGlongshanks: dude edward what the hell happened to york?!?!?!
william_wallace: hahaha!!!!
Philip: longshanks chill dude he was lagging
KINGlongshanks teamkills *Philip*
Philip has been defeated
KINGlongshanks: stfu
Philip: omfg!!! whatever.
Philip has left *Scotland_Freedom*
KINGlongshanks: dude edward you are such a n00b
PRINCEedward: i know lol whatever its just a game get a life losers
PRINCEedward has left *Scotland_Freedom*
KINGlongshanks: ok now time to own all of you
stewart *attacks* william_wallace
KINGlongshanks *burns* Scotland_village_a
william_wallace: omfg! FAKE!!!!
HAMISH: shit
KINGlongshanks: hahahaha thanks stewart
william_wallace: omfg stewart you bitch
stewart: sorry william
william_wallace *Teamkills* stewart
stewart has been defeated
stewart: dude i said i was sorry wtf?!?!
stewart has left *Scotland_Freedom*
KINGlongshanks executes *william_wallace*
william_wallace has been defeated
william_wallace: whatever gg anyhow
KINGlongshanks contracts *Cancer*
Kinglongshanks: aahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
HAMISH: haha
Stephen Pwns Ireland: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: back omfg what happened to william
william_wallace: nothing lochlan tkd me the fag
HAMISH: haha hes dying anyhow look how weak his forces are getting
KINGlongshanks: stfu robert and give me your crown quick so i can
come back
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: hahaa what a n00b i lied you aint getting my crown!
lol!!!!
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe attacks *England*
HAMISH attacks *England*
Stephen Pwns Ireland attacks *England*
KINGlongshanks: dude no fair im diseased wait until im healthy *****!!
KINGlongshanks has been defeated
KINGlongshanks: omfg dude you are so ****ing cheap you said youd give
me your crown
william_wallace: haha sucks to be you
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: i know i did but you are gay anyway
KINGlongshanks: omfg!!! whatever im not playing with you n00bs again BYE!
KINGlongshanks has left *Scotland_Freedom*
SCOTLAND WINS
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: hahaha yes my crown bitch!!!!
HAMISH: haha awesome gg
Stephen Pwns Ireland: gg
william_wallace: gg i guess at least you guys won after i died
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: sorry you got killed william but whatever
william_wallace: its alright im joining *The_Patriot* anyhow
later
HAMISH: bye
Stephen Pwns Ireland: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
william_wallace has left *Scotland_Freedom*
HAMISH has left *Scotland_Freedom*
Stephen Pwns Ireland has left *Scotland_Freedom*
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has left *Scotland_Freedom*