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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2014, 07:44:58 AM »
So much for Dave and the Chief.  One wonders what might be next after the girl biker.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2014, 07:52:49 AM »
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2014, 08:01:47 AM »
I'm willing to bet this lesbian tryst was cooked up in hopes of having her drivel more widely read.  She's decided to tap the LGBT audience for Wishadupe purposes.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2014, 08:10:29 AM »
I know nothing about the area other then what I have heard but if at all true this may be the end of Amber.
Riding into the unknown in the Arizona desert is a death wish between the drug cartels and immigration smugglers.
There is as good a chance as not this lady friend is part of the group and out to find fresh meat.

A small part of me actually does not want to see her do this because if so then it is a horrible fate and I don`t mean death.
On the other hand this cretin has never once met a bad/stupid decision she didn`t like and expects all of us to pay to fix when it becomes a disaster so another part of me shrugs.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2014, 08:15:19 AM »
I'm willing to bet this lesbian tryst was cooked up in hopes of having her drivel more widely read.  She's decided to tap the LGBT audience for Wishadupe purposes.

If one looks at the "views" and "comments" over there, you're right; the past month or six weeks, Amber's been undergoing a disastrous decline in the size of her audience.  The primitives don't care any more.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2014, 08:35:26 AM »
I'm willing to bet this lesbian tryst was cooked up in hopes of having her drivel more widely read.  She's decided to tap the LGBT audience for Wishadupe purposes.

Perhaps she will head for Southern California and meet up with Nads get an unpaid job with Nads  and live in her house for a couple years.

Both can collaborate on an expose of the woman's gay bars in town.  Spend a few months doing research on this coming soon explosive shocking story that will put them on the cover of TIME.

I wonder how well this would go over with Captain Nemo?  If by any stretch of the Imagination she, Nads is a beard for EL Captain, these woman warriors will need input about the male gay bar scene, so Nemo can become their confidential source of information and call him Deep Throat.


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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2014, 08:40:19 AM »
If one looks at the "views" and "comments" over there, you're right; the past month or six weeks, Amber's been undergoing a disastrous decline in the size of her audience.  The primitives don't care any more.

They (the DUmmies) are all jealous of her new found wealth and happiness. Personally, I don't think there is any bike chick on the docket for this weekend. I think she is just trying to rub it in that she is in a such a "lovely setting" that is warm enough to ride while the rest of the country is covered in ice.

And where is her concern for CalPig and her liposuction treatments?
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2014, 09:10:08 AM »
So she's riding Tuna instead of Sausage?
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2014, 09:12:26 AM »
So she's riding Tuna instead of Sausage?

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2014, 10:25:03 AM »
I wonder how well this would go over with Captain Nemo?  If by any stretch of the Imagination she, Nads is a beard for EL Captain, these woman warriors will need input about the male gay bar scene, so Nemo can become their confidential source of information and call him Deep Throat.

I'd go with Butt Gullet before Deep Throat but, yeah, I agree.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2014, 12:06:07 PM »

     I watched the video about the house and I think it might be time for some wallduding. Amber PLANNED and CHOSE to be homeless. That shelter is a place for women who have been beaten or otherwise abused who have no place to go. It's not meant to be Club Med Tucson. I have half a mind to make a donation AND let them know that one of their residents is nothing more than a mentally ill moocher who looks at the place like it's a free spa to flop in while she waits for Chief Iwannamuffa to come lay his pork tomahawk on her. This pisses me off.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2014, 01:06:52 PM »
     I watched the video about the house and I think it might be time for some wallduding. Amber PLANNED and CHOSE to be homeless. That shelter is a place for women who have been beaten or otherwise abused who have no place to go. It's not meant to be Club Med Tucson. I have half a mind to make a donation AND let them know that one of their residents is nothing more than a mentally ill moocher who looks at the place like it's a free spa to flop in while she waits for Chief Iwannamuffa to come lay his pork tomahawk on her. This pisses me off.

That's true.

I watched the video, but of course I didn't hear what was being said.

But on appearances alone, it looked to me as if the women appearing in it have had a much tougher row to hoe, than Amber ever did.  This is why one needs to be selective about who one feels for, and who one doesn't.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2014, 01:21:39 PM »
     I watched the video about the house and I think it might be time for some wallduding. Amber PLANNED and CHOSE to be homeless. That shelter is a place for women who have been beaten or otherwise abused who have no place to go. It's not meant to be Club Med Tucson. I have half a mind to make a donation AND let them know that one of their residents is nothing more than a mentally ill moocher who looks at the place like it's a free spa to flop in while she waits for Chief Iwannamuffa to come lay his pork tomahawk on her. This pisses me off.

But if you point out the mental illness, they may let her stay there.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2014, 08:58:16 PM »
Apparently not satisfied with runner-up, LFR is going full bore for 2014. What better way to start the year than having a lesbo relationship go south?

Meet LFR's date

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Date ideas please?

I will be in the Tucson area soon and have been able to talk a lovely lady I have been dogging for a while now into a date this Saturday.

Just a bit nervous. She is a college grad, I'm not. She has had only Strait relationships, this is the first time she has ever dated another woman. I want her to have a great time. She has had some rocky times as of late and I want her to feel super happy and try to forget her troubles for at lest one day/night. And ideas???? Most of the places I know in the area is not really fit for a lady. And I know she likes motorcycles, so I want to make sure we can ride mine around.

Any ideas on what else may add to the fun??

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2014, 09:00:38 PM »
They're both unable to correctly capitalize words, so they have that going for them.

edit: It appears punctuation and spelling is out the window as well.  Heh.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2014, 09:19:56 PM »
This thread has some real potential.  Or it is a legendary double mole hit

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2014, 09:26:31 PM »
This one has been trying to warm up Amber for months now:

http://skybartucson.com/

http://brooklynpizzacompany.com/

glad I won't be there.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2014, 09:28:24 PM »
This one has been trying to warm up Amber for months now:

http://skybartucson.com/

http://brooklynpizzacompany.com/

glad I won't be there.

Just the smell would probably kill a normal civilized person.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2014, 09:37:10 PM »
She is just plain crazy.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2014, 09:59:09 PM »
Wow! Just WOW!

So Amber will be ridin' bitch with a roadie/porn filmin'/DJ lez. That's just ... peachy. And slurpin' pizza with her at the Sky Bar.

This'll be the KnightRaven's easiest piece yet, if she can fight her way through the gnats for a successful transfer of tiny livestock.

Amber, don't ask what's in the trailer she's pullin' behind the bike.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #45 on: January 10, 2014, 10:16:12 PM »
Don't eat sushi in Arizona, that shit is not fresh.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #46 on: January 10, 2014, 10:18:51 PM »
Don't eat sushi in Arizona, that shit is not fresh.

Likely the most profound post I've ever read on this board.

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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #47 on: January 10, 2014, 10:20:11 PM »
This thread has some real potential.  Or it is a legendary double mole hit
Yes, there is that kind of crazy involved.

I really don't like quoting my own posts, but:
They're both unable to correctly capitalize words, so they have that going for them.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2014, 10:48:24 PM »
They're both unable to correctly capitalize words, so they have that going for them.

I think it's the same person.
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Re: Amber has a sushi/bike date with a woman this weekend
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2014, 10:54:49 PM »
I think it's the same person.
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Well, knightrapin sure doesn't sound like any dikebiker I've seen.  Not that I've interacted with that many.