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Offline cavegal

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Martha Stewart Stitched Up After Dog Head Butt
« on: January 14, 2011, 01:27:30 PM »
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/martha-stewart-stitched-dog-head-butt/story?id=12615841

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So when her French bulldog Francesca accidentally head butted Stewart, splitting open her lip, the domestic diva quickly assembled her driver, stable manager and a plastic surgeon before making the trip to a hospital where she received nine stitches. Then, she documented the entire experience, complete with pictures, on her blog.

"I was rushing to New York at 9 o'clock at night leaving my home," Stewart wrote, explaining that she had just returned to her Bedford, N.Y., home Tuesday night from a trip to Colombia, South America, and Orlando, Fla., and was rushing to get into the city ahead of Wednesday's snowstorm.


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Stewart called the police to drive her to the hospital before remembering that she already had her driver on standby
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Re: Martha Stewart Stitched Up After Dog Head Butt
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 02:13:39 PM »
It's a good thing.









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Re: Martha Stewart Stitched Up After Dog Head Butt
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 01:00:17 AM »
Maybe it would be a improvement to her face
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Re: Martha Stewart Stitched Up After Dog Head Butt
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2011, 09:30:09 AM »
WTF? She calls the police to drive her to the hospital? With a split lip?

Somebody please tell me that's a joke. And that the cops would've told her to pound sand up her ass, that they have more important things to do than to provide transportation for a ****ing felon.

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Re: Martha Stewart Stitched Up After Dog Head Butt
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2011, 03:16:46 PM »
The local cops would laugh at me if I asked for a drive because of that.
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