Congratulations to nadinbrzezinski, winner of the Robyn McGrath award, the “Robâ€!
This is the first year for the “Rob,†which was created to honor the DUmmie who proved the most amusing over the past year, who made decent and civilized people roll on the floor laughing their asses off.
All primitives do that, at one time or another, but this award’s for
exceptional comedy material.
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nadin was best explained in the award bestowed upon her last year, especially the middle part of it; it tells one much of what one needs to know, about the winner:
2011: Top DUmmie
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,68141.0.htmlFor supplementary information, one may also consult this, but be warned it‘s a whopper:
nadin’s resume
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nadin during 2012 waxed forth on hundreds of topics, providing much hilarity with her “insight,†not to mention her lousy spelling and bad grammar.
Now, English isn’t nadin’s first language--it’s probably her fourth, after Polish, Yiddish, and Spanish--and so one usually cuts a person slack for that, but because of her imperious know-it-all arrogance and
hauteur, she deserves no slack, no courtesy at all. She richly merits all the ribbing she’s dished out for it; after all, know-it-alls are supposed to
know it all.
Grace and humility can excuse a great many faults, but nadin has neither.
One suspects there’s a subconscious reason for nadin’s sloppy wordage and format; she believes herself superior to the normal run of human beings (and hence
vastly superior to her chums the primitives) and her wisdom so important, that one’s an ingrate if one
doesn’t overlook unimportant things such as spelling, grammar, neatness of presentation, comprehensibility of the message.
She’s nadin, after all, and even her passed gas is
supposed to be sweet perfume.
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What adds to the hilarity of nadin is that most reading her have seen photographs of her.
Generally, it’s bad manners to mock a person because of bodily deformities or flaws in aesthetics, because visual appearance is not substance, and in fact sometimes even contradicts what the individual’s really like, such as an ugly woman with a beautiful soul, or a grouchy-looking old man who’s very generous.
In the case of nadin, it’s
not bad manners to make fun of her appearance, because in this instance, “appearanceâ€
does reflect “reality.†It’s one and the same thing, her looks and her comments.
nadin is short, and her body’s shaped like an oblate spheroid, a reverse hour-glass figure.
In addition to that, nadin makes no attempt to ameliorate her ugliness, no effort to minimize her grotesquities, no alterations to smooth her flaws. She dresses in garb that doesn’t become her--in fact, usually it exaggerates her unaesthetic characteristics--and such appears to be dirty and odoriferous most of the time.
She doesn’t care what she looks like; people are
supposed to worship her no matter what.
And they’re ingrates and bullies if they don’t.
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While she’s commented upon every subject under the sun, nadin’s main concerns this past year included bullies, firearms, history and geography, medical emergencies and wildfires, shoot-outs and crime and violence, workers’ rights, crossing the river, casting the dice, and God.
Some time ago--maybe about mid-year last year--nadin surpassed both poor stupid Beth and the sparkling old dude as dominating the archives of the DUmpster. The DUmpster’s the largest-known source of primitivia on the internet, a Mother Lode of primitive personalities and lore.
These past twelve months, there’s been more than a thousand threads of nadinia (found by using the “search†function) stashed into the archives…..and that’s just this past year, remember, and only in the DUmpster. She’s of course been someone discussed in other forums on conservativecave, and been featured before this year, too.
One gets bleary-eyed looking over the selection of her pompous vaingloriousness, and so decides to not even bother looking for the “best†or the â€most stupid†or the “most error-ridden†or the “longest.â€
franksolich suggests for those who are interested, that they simply do a quick “search†and pick one at random; any of them is worth the time. But one’s likely to get deafened by the noisome braying of an ass, the grunting of a hog.
