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2012: Top DUmmie #09 (Aviation Pro)
« on: December 22, 2012, 12:45:31 AM »
Congratulations to Aviation Pro, the #09 Top DUmmie of 2012!

As with the Sabrina 1 and MiddleFingerMom primitives in tenth place, this is the first appearance by the avian primitive in the Top DUmmies of any year.  It’s very rare that a primitive moves up into the top ten without at first having been in the lower half of the top twenty.

The avian primitive is notorious for constant use of an ancient Anglo-Saxon term:

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Aviation Pro    Tue May 29, 2012, 02:02 AM

This photo just makes me want to puke...

This ****ing moron veteran supports a ****ing wad of phlegm who has never served a day in his life in uniform; who ran like a yellow bellied coward when the clarion call of duty was sounded; and whose five sons failed to volunteer for service during the last decade when the U.S. was at war.

This is the mother****er he and others like him support?

Meanwhile here's a short list of the President's accomplishments:

1. Greenlighted the SEALs to kill Osama Fish Food.
2. Greenlighted the SEALS to kill the Somali pirates.
3. Expanded veterans' benefits so they could return to civilian life with dignity thus continuing their service
And so on it goes, with monotonous regularity.to the nation.
4. Expanded programs to help wounded warriors returning from overseas.

And what does Lurch the ****ing StiffTM offer?

Crickets.

Choose wisely white, male, 55+ veterans or at least admit that the only reason you're voting for the shitstain is because you hate the fact that there's a black man in the White House. Just be honest with yourselves.

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Aviation Pro (7,087 posts)    Sat Jul 7, 2012, 04:28 PM

To my fellow business owners....

...and I'm ****ing looking at you, you Lurch the ****ing StiffTM supporters. This walking wad of **** is a ****ing

BUSINESS DESTROYER

and not a business creator. He cares not one whit about how ****ing hard you work, how much sweat equity you've put into your business or how many 18 to 20 hour days you've put in nurturing your dream. He is not a 'vulture capitalist,' he is a 'vampire capitalist' who sucks businesses dry and then throws the emaciated carcass on a hill piled with them.

If you think for one ****ing second that he will be a friend to business - outside of his crony capitalism familiars - you are seriously ****ing deluded and deserve the bankruptcy that lies in your future.

Vote for this ****ing shitstain at your own risk, morons.

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Aviation Pro (7,150 posts)   Sun Jul 29, 2012, 11:54 AM

What a ****ing douche....

...anyone else catch Lurch the ****ing Stiff'sTM interview on Skeletor Scheiffer's Face the Nation?

Basically, this numbnutz mother****er wants another war; this walking shitstain is just following his "kingly' DNA where the only thing he knows is causing wars where our nation's finest are chewed up in another ****ing meat grinder; and he's willing to say this as he squats in the most volatile region of the world.

The question that the interviewer should have asked this assclown is, "would you encourage your five coward sons to volunteer for service or are you going to let the poor and middle class fight this one too, ****stick?"

Go **** yourself and the four deferments your rode in on, phlegm.

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Aviation Pro (7,279 posts)      Thu Aug 23, 2012, 04:21 PM

****ing Fux 'News'....

...so Ailes, you ****ing pasty-faced walking ass stick, your ****ing 'news' organization outed a SEAL and participant in the raid that killed that murderous wad of ****, bin Laden.

Feeling strong, mother****er? How strong, you ****ing c**ksucker, because now you've given a serious case of the ass to a very tight knit community that does not ****ing like it when ****stain posers like you threaten one of its members. And by exposing the individual in question you did just that, you ****ing splat.

Yes the man in question wrote an account of the raid and yes he probably should have kept a lid on it, but he wrote it under a ****ing pseudonym so what was the real reason for your detestable act?

Oh, let me ****ing guess, splooge, he had positive things to say about the President, which confirms Admiral McRaven's comments.

**** you.

Here's a suggestion, go **** yourself and your figurative **** buddy Murdoch, you ****ing, worthless waste of a zygote.

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Aviation Pro (7,484 posts)    Sat Oct 27, 2012, 11:48 PM

As any infantryman knows....

...it's the ground pounders that win the battle and ultimately the war. Taking terrain is what it's all about. You add airpower as a force multiplier, but if you cede the ground you lose.

Thus goes military strategy (and the often overlooked tactical logistics) so goes the the President's election strategy. We aren't ceding the airwaves to the ****ing Stiff, but we are overwhelmingly putting our troops in the field and on the ground.

Who said the President hasn't learned about military campaigns in the four years he's been CINC?

Keep moving forward and keep that assclown mother****er out of the White House.

Forward and Charge.

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Aviation Pro (7,500 posts)    Fri Nov 2, 2012, 06:28 AM

To the Republicant lurkers....

...and ****ing trolls from NC, SC and GA. Lots of coastline ya got there buckos so quit being ****ing douchenozzles and go with the O because under a Lurch the ****ing StiffTM pResidency you'll be lucky if they find your bloated carcass after the next superstorm.

Quit ****ing around.

There’s a word for this constant repetition of the “f-word,” coprolalia, borrowed from ancient Greek, meaning “talking shit.”

Allegedly the avian tough guy is a military veteran.

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…..internet tough guys will often claim to be current or former members of the military (particularly marines or special forces) or other such manly occupations like firemen or police officers (particularly the ones in SWAT teams) and will try to use acronyms, military sounding terminology and other shit nobody cares about in conversations when in reality it's pretty much certain they are simply regurgitating the latest horse shit they heard playing Call of Duty and watching films like the Rambo trilogy and Black Hawk Down while touching themselves.

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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2012, 01:42:06 AM »
Caca brains.
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2012, 06:09:24 AM »
I never paid him no mind.

I can see I was right to do so.
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2012, 06:12:45 AM »
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2012, 07:57:06 AM »
What a horrible person.
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2012, 08:32:33 AM »
Can't get past all the *******s to understand what he's attempting to say.  :loser:

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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2012, 10:56:04 AM »
He's like a less-imaginative TiT, with all of PCIntern's false pretensions to an actual profession, and a vocabulary even weaker than 11Bozo's.
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2012, 11:54:58 AM »
He's like a less-imaginative TiT, with all of PCIntern's false pretensions to an actual profession, and a vocabulary even weaker than 11Bozo's.

Put far better than I ever could, sir.
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2012, 01:05:01 PM »
Congratulations Aviation Pro!  :cheersmate:

With your vast arsenal of witty repartee you can always fall back on being a fourth-rate stand up comic when 0bama destroys your business opportunities! You may even be able to take Jay Carney's job if you get your resume in now.
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2012, 06:50:56 PM »
I'd pretty much ignored him, too, so I wanted to nadin his past posts - on page one:

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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2012, 09:11:49 PM »
Congratulations, you useless ****ing ****!  I knew you'd land in the top 10.
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09 (Aviation Pro)
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2012, 11:36:24 AM »
A true study in a bitter little man with Napoleon's Complex that substitutes profanity for intelligence.
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09 (Aviation Pro)
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2012, 12:04:43 PM »
Colorful verbs used with quite a bit less charm then Al Pacino. Whoo ah! Lt. Col. Frank Slade: "This is such a croc of shit!" Mr. Trask: "Mr. Slade, you are in the Baird School. Not a barracks."

I think you're right about the complex he has since with so much worry about the importance of his words, to such an extreme, he must be convinced he's dumber then a box of rocks.

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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09 (Aviation Pro)
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2012, 12:14:04 PM »
Colorful verbs used with quite a bit less charm then Al Pacino. Whoo ah! Lt. Col. Frank Slade: "This is such a croc of shit!" Mr. Trask: "Mr. Slade, you are in the Baird School. Not a barracks."

I think you're right about the complex he has since with so much worry about the importance of his words, to such an extreme, he must be convinced he's dumber then a box of rocks.

I'd say that he's right about that opinion. O-) :whistling:
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09 (Aviation Pro)
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2012, 04:09:22 PM »
Colorful verbs used with quite a bit less charm then Al Pacino. Whoo ah! Lt. Col. Frank Slade: "This is such a croc of shit!" Mr. Trask: "Mr. Slade, you are in the Baird School. Not a barracks."

I think you're right about the complex he has since with so much worry about the importance of his words, to such an extreme, he must be convinced he's dumber then a box of rocks.

I don't know if the dummie himself is convinced he is dumber than a box of rocks, but I sure am!!!!! 
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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09 (Aviation Pro)
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2012, 09:45:08 AM »
I didn't vote for the worthless ****er.  He has zero entertainment value for me. 

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Re: 2012: Top DUmmie #09 (Aviation Pro)
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2012, 10:34:42 AM »
I didn't vote for the worthless ****er.  He has zero entertainment value for me. 

Not one of mine.
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