Congratulations to demtenjeep, the #10-a DUmmie of 2012!
It’s too bad however she has to share the honors with two primitive nonentities, but that’s the way the people voted, and the people’s will is supreme, at least outside of Skins’s island.
It’s been a long road for Pamela, the demtenjeep primitive, who was first honored with the #12 Top DUmmie of 2007, after she soared to #05 Top DUmmie of 2008, and #01 Top DUmmie in 2009, but then she was utterly eclipsed by her fellow teacher from Kansas, the
Die alte Sau in 2010 and the rather, uh, talkative oblate spheroid in 2011, two consecutive years in which she failed to show at all.
It’s good to see her back.
For background, here’s her number one honors from 2009:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38484.0However, caution; some of the information therein’s been rendered obsolete or shown to be in error, as the writer of the award at the time wasn’t intimately acquainted with Pamela.
One learns as time passes.
Pamela was sort of, well, disgusting this past year. She’s afflicted with some sort of intestinal ailment one gets if one doesn’t dine upon enough fiber and roughage, and she managed to turn it into a terminal, life-ending, disease.
The eyes grew as big as saucers, as she bald-facedly alleged she was dying.
What was loathsome about it is that there are members of democraticunderground actually afflicted with terminal ailments, primitives who won’t be around much longer. These were among the first to reach out to solace and comfort non-dying Pamela.
It was an Abomination. She was mocking them.
There hardly seems anything more despicable, more barbaric, than making light of dying people, but of course those are the norms and standards of decent and civilized people. Perhaps the primitives on Skins’s island have different standards, in which it’s okay to do that.
Some of Pamela’s goings-on during the past year, in chronological order:
“Pamela’s hubby wants to knowâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,68285.0“Pamela not popular with the elmersâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,69011.0“Pamela’s cousin diesâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,69207.0“demtenjeep…..once again†[Pamela discusses sex and pills]
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,70350.0“Pamela goes in for an infusionâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,72678.0“Pamela looks outside the window on Mothers’ Dayâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,73003.0“Pamela wants to quit smoking, but is weakâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,73015.0“Pamela’s hip hurtsâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,73623.0“Pamela spins a Daddys’ Day bouncyâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,74236.0“Pamela lies about scamâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,74284.0“Pamela’s household is armedâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,74895.0“Pamela’s mad Barack Milhous being compared with Richard Milhousâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,74638.0“Pamela losing her homeâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,75894.0“Pamela’s modestyâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,76095.0“Pamela exposes herselfâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,77076.0“Pamela in the hospitalâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,77974.0“former Top DUmmie continues her hospital storylineâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,78171.0“Pamela afraid to leave her familyâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,78327.0“Pamela drinkingâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,79072.0“Pamela is backâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,79239.0“Pamela STILL not deadâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,79548.0“Pamela dead…..drunkâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,79646.0“Pamela spews yet another bouncyâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,79706.0“Pam STILL aliveâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,80072.0“Halloween, and Pam still isn’t deadâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,80245.0“Pamela begging for a starâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,80951.0“Pamela spins a bouncy about deaths in the familyâ€
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,81583.0