Welcome to the “Official Nominating Thread†for the Top DUmmies of 2011!
This thread will be “locked,†for reading only, until sometime Thanksgiving Eve, probably about supper-time, and open for nominations and comments until 11:59 p.m. central time; 10:59 p.m. mountain time Saturday, December 3.All members of conservativeunderground, P-J Comix’s
DUmmie FUnnies, and conservativecave are invited to make nominations and comments. Those on conservativeunderground may post their nominations and comments on this thread there, and those here may post their nominations and comments on this thread here.
For members of the
DUmmie FUnnies, and for those wishing to remain anonymous in making nominations, they may do so via e-mail to clarebootheluce@gmail.com Such nominations, sent to franksolich, will be kept confidential. I will publicly post the nominations under my own name, identifying them as coming from “someone else,†no more than that.
Voting will take place between circa supper-time Sunday, December 4, until 11:59 p.m. central time, 10:59 p.m. mountain time, Wednesday December 14. Voting may be done publicly on the “Official Voting Thread†on conservativeunderground, or here. Those who wish to keep their votes confidential, and members of the
DUmmie FUnnies, will be directed to Mr. Wiggum, who is in charge of that aspect of the Top DUmmies; he has a special e-mail account for this purpose, and keeps such votes confidential.
Mr. Wiggum counts the votes and franksolich writes the awards; otherwise, the Top DUmmies of 2011, is the creation of all those who choose to participate.
There are no changes in the rules from past years.
Nominations are solicited for:
-the top DUmmies of 2011
-the Willie award
-the newbie award
-the broken elbow award
-the golden bong award
One may make as many nominations as one wishes, for any of these awards; Mr. Wiggum and franksolich however reserve the “right†to pare down the ballot, if the lists become too cumbersome. It’s never been the case—too many nominations—but we do reserve that “right.â€
Top Dummies are nominated based upon their notoriety exhibited during the past year. Which DUmmies impressed one the most? Which DUmmies made the biggest spalsh? Which DUmmies performed the most remarkable feats in 2011?
The twenty most-popular DUmmies will be awarded their prizes, some sort of, uh, literary piece by franksolich, in ascending order. First, the top DUmmies 11-20 in one fell swoop, and then the top Dummies 1-10 one at a time. The
Top DUmmie of 2011 is of course the big prize, the gold medal, but the lesser prizes are nothing at which to sneeze either.
The
Willie award, named for the Bostonian Drunkard, is given to the DUmmie who has done the most to enhance the reputation of democraticunderground; whichever DUmmie since the beginning, in 2001, has done a great deal to publicize and burnish the image of democraticundergound in the popular mind.
This, courtesy chris_, describes the criteria one should use for nominating a DUmmie for the Willie:
"I don't think there is a single blog out there I read that hasn't at least once linked to Democratic Underground's forum. The place is like a train wreck of human thought. You just can't help but gawk at their twisted logic and wild-eyed conspiracy theories. I've even ended up becoming addicted to the site. Any time there is breaking news, I think "I wonder what the nuts are saying about this" and head straight for DU. It's like a daily freak show." -- imao.us
Unlike the Top DUmmies, who may repeat from year to year, the Willie is awarded only one time to a particular DUmmie, and so the following, past winners, are
not eligible for election:
-BouncyBall
-William Pitt
-TomInTib
The
newbie award is given to the DUmmie who first came into prominence some time this past year, and made an impression; a DUmmie who’s never been acknowledged before.
If one isn’t sure a DUmmie’s new or not, feel free to nominate, and they’ll get sorted out, the eligible ones on the ballot.
The
broken elbow award, inspired by the fortitude and stoicism and patience demonstrated by Traveshamockery and franksolich when they broke theirs, is given to the DUmmie considered to be the most constant and boring whiner on democraticunderground.
Since white is black and round is square and up is down on democraticunderground, the broken elbow award is for that DUmmie who did not bear his or her trials and tribulations with fortitude, stoicism, and patience, making far too much of pain and inconvenience.
It could be whining about physical misery, or whining about just about anything and everything.
The
golden bong award is for the DUmmie that made up the best bouncy of 2011.
One might remember the story, but not the DUmmie who made it up; in that case, offer the details in this thread, and sooner or later someone else will match the tale with the DUmmie.
Tentatively, the schedule is this:
Voting closes on December 14
Mr. Wiggum counts the votes the next ten days
the golden bong awarded on December 23
DUmmies 11-20 awarded on December 24
the Willie awarded on December 25
the newbie awarded on December 25
the broken elbow awarded on December 25
DUmmies 2-10 awarded various times between December 26 and December 30
Top DUmmie of 2011 awarded about supper-time New Year’s Eve, December 31