I'm sure these losers are devastated; they all thought they coulda been contenders. But they'll get over it - after all, as DUmp democrats, they've been losers their entire lives, so this is nothing new. They should also keep in mind what a kiss of death the Top DUmmy award has been. Most winners quickly disappear from view, in large part due to jealous attacks from their fellow DUmbasses. The award, while the highest (well, actually, the only) honor available to a DUmmy, is a heavy burden and, some would say, a jinx. Winning DUmmy of the Year is sort of like a Sports Illustrated cover for lunatics.
I just found out today the cross-eyed Iowa primitive, the #20 top primitive of 2010, donates a measly five bucks a month to my fellow alum Skins, and plans to lower it to a buck a year.
The cheap bastard, and here the Hawkeye-X primitive is always boasting and bragging to the primitives about his widespread and lavish generosity, making them think he cuts four-figure checks several times a month for worthy primitive candidates and causes.
The cross-eyed Iowa primitive, in tossing the three cents he gets in change at a convenience store into one of those fund-raising jars, probably thinks he's being Rockefeller or something.
