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2014: #04 Top DUmmie (Lady Freedom Returns)
« on: December 29, 2014, 05:12:09 PM »
Congratulations! to the #04 Top DUmmie of 2014, Lady Freedom Returns!

Amber hasn’t been on the radar a very long, maybe about three years, but she’s already collected two major awards.

2013 #02 Top DUmmie
2013 the Robyn McGrath award, the “Rob”

Amber’s about 30 years old and perhaps ten times that weight; she has a degree in “communications,” an incredible feat considering she hasn’t learned how to spell, and use, words yet.

However, she slipped this year, and it’s very likely this’ll be her final appearance in the Top DUmmies.

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Amber first blipped on the radar when she grandiosely announced to the primitives that she and her then-boyfriend, finding nothing but desolation and hopelessness in Joplin, Missouri, after that big tornado, were moving to Seattle, Washington.

And they were going to hike there, making an “event” out of it.

They walked a few inches over into the border with Kansas, and then turned around and went back to Joplin.  That might’ve been because her then-boyfriend’s pretty old, about twice her age, and Amber’s pretty--well, pretty “plus-sized.”

After which a curtain descended for some months, and then presto! Amber and her then-boyfriend were abruptly in Tucson, Arizona.

They weren’t there but a short time before her then-boyfriend dumped her, ordering her out of the place, which apparently was rented under his name.

Having nowhere else to go, Amber borrowed money from her loving, caring sisters, Crystal and Annette, back in Joplin, and returned there, where she worked as a “convenient” store clerk for all of three weeks, and then because another primitive had paid for the ticket, got on a bus and headed back to Tucson.

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LFR is a poster child for why we should still have loony bins. She lives in a fairy tale land concocted inside her own head. She's probably still living in that section 8 housing…..We haven't heard mention of those “better” jobs she applied for, and then all of the sudden, she has a “new” telemarketing job, after she got promoted at the last one to trainer.

Meanwhile, we haven't heard anything about the shock treatments anymore that she was getting at Arizona State, Dreamboat Dave, her motorcycle buddy, White Cloud, her “paintings”, or her jewelry she was hocking. Even the other primitives have grown weary of her stupid narratives that go absolutely nowhere, and lack continuity from one day to the next.

The last sentence above, dear readers, is why probably by this time next year, Amber will be a distant memory.  Much of the time, she’s reduced to simply posting links to music videos, which evokes a great big gaping “yawn” from decent and civilized people and most primitives.

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It’s been obvious that much of what Amber alleges is pure fantasy.

So then…..what’s really going on with Amber?

The possibilities are many:

Number one, she’s living with an elderly relative in Tucson, getting a few things from social services as she flits from job to job; or

Number two, she’s living in subsidized housing in a poor part of Tucson, getting a few things from social services as she flits from job to job; or

Number three, she’s living in a halfway house of some sort, and mandatorily subjecting herself to all sorts of medical and psychiatric experiments; or

Number four, she’s hospitalized, but with a little bit of freedom to go about on her own (such as to the library to hang around the other primitives), and mandatorily subjecting herself to all sorts of medical and psychiatric experiments; or

Number five, because of the tragic imminent death of her ancient father, God have mercy on him, she’s back in Joplin.

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The last possibility, number five, would actually be the best for Amber, provided she puts her life and whatever money she earns doing whatever she does for money, into the gentle hands of her much-wiser sisters Crystal and Annette.

The girl needs guidance and direction, and while Crystal and Annette aren’t anybody to write home about, their advice and counsel--and total control of her and her behavior--is about the best for which Amber can hope.

One of course wishes the best for Amber, and that’s the best she can hope to get.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2014, 09:44:09 AM by franksolich »
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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2014, 05:54:14 PM »
Congratulations Amber. I was hoping you would do better. You certainly have the talent that goes along with your lack of drive.
Ordinarily when you make it to number 2, you try harder.
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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2014, 05:55:19 PM »
Congrats LFR.

I'm betting that she has found some guy/girl to shack up with.
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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2014, 06:00:28 PM »
I'm going to find out what's happening with her if I can.

Congrats LFR.

I'm betting that she has found some guy/girl to shack up with.

I don't know - you have seen her picture, haven't you? It won't be easy for her to find another loser twice her age to obsess over.

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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2014, 06:10:36 PM »
I'm going to find out what's happening with her if I can.

I don't know - you have seen her picture, haven't you? It won't be easy for her to find another loser twice her age to obsess over.

Yes I have seen pic of her. I'm sure there is some desperate dummie, either male or female, somewhere in Tucson that would take her.
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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2014, 06:32:48 PM »
My guess still is that she is in a facility for the mentally deranged.

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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2014, 06:36:11 PM »
Congratulations, HAMber, you fat pig! 


Last I knew, she was living in section 8 housing in Tucson. 


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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2014, 06:37:23 PM »
Once again we have a primitive who received votes for things that happened prior to 2014. Trying to recall what she did this past year would hardly fill up a paragraph. She claims she got some job calling people on a list to conduct research, but that's about it. This may be the year she said she moved into her fully furnished apartment, but that could have also been 2013 when that happened. An uneventful year for LFR, but she places near the top despite that.

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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2014, 06:40:28 PM »
Once again we have a primitive who received votes for things that happened prior to 2014. Trying to recall what she did this past year would hardly fill up a paragraph. She claims she got some job calling people on a list to conduct research, but that's about it. This may be the year she said she moved into her fully furnished apartment, but that could have also been 2013 when that happened. An uneventful year for LFR, but she places near the top despite that.

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I confess to being a bit frustrated with her placing this high after a very mundane year,however the voters have spoken,so be it.

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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2014, 06:40:47 PM »
Once again we have a primitive who received votes for things that happened prior to 2014. Trying to recall what she did this past year would hardly fill up a paragraph. She claims she got some job calling people on a list to conduct research, but that's about it. This may be the year she said she moved into her fully furnished apartment, but that could have also been 2013 when that happened. An uneventful year for LFR, but she places near the top despite that.

Without looking back to verify, I'm pretty sure she was very active up until about June of this year. 

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Yeah, she had head ultrasounds this year, the biker chick, the ongoing thing with Dave, the "art" she was selling, the call center job, and the recovery group meetings she was attending.

All in all, I think she may have rode a bit of  a wave from the prior year, but I still think it was a respectable finish.  For the record, I did not vote for her this year.
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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2014, 07:03:55 PM »
I confess to being a bit frustrated with her placing this high after a very mundane year,however the voters have spoken,so be it.

I agree Amber's been a huge disappointment this year, but look at recent history.

Last year the Top DUmmy was a one-hit wonder who had disappeared.

The year before, the Top DUmmy was a childish braggart who transparently trolled at the DUmp for a while.

In 2008 and 2012 the American electorate chose a jug-eared Kenyan socialist as President.

Democracy is a very fallible concept.

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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2014, 10:00:53 PM »
Once again we have a primitive who received votes for things that happened prior to 2014. Trying to recall what she did this past year would hardly fill up a paragraph. She claims she got some job calling people on a list to conduct research, but that's about it. This may be the year she said she moved into her fully furnished apartment, but that could have also been 2013 when that happened. An uneventful year for LFR, but she places near the top despite that.

I agree; I voted for primitives based upon their conduct during the past year--other than for the "Willie," where one's supposed to consider primitives dating back to 2001.

But what can one do?
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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2014, 10:02:58 PM »
I agree; I voted for primitives based upon their conduct during the past year--other than for the "Willie," where one's supposed to consider primitives dating back to 2001.

But what can one do?
The older I get, the more the months and years seem to run together.  I don't recall if I voted for the tubby trollop, but I'm sure one can be forgiven for such mortal failings.

Besides, she's a nutcase. :-)
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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2014, 10:03:58 PM »
I will say however that, of the three primitives remaining to be awarded, apparently voters did base their votes upon their conduct only during this past year.

And ditto for the winner of the franksolich, given the primitive who should've ranked in the top ten, or at least the top twenty, but was overlooked by the voters--that too's being awarded based upon recent performance.
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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2014, 10:07:35 PM »
Amber, before being fired,  was a rising star in the junk phone call business, harrassing people with calls for political candidates.

Rob McGrath, before being fired for incompetence, was in the political junk mail business, harrassing people with mountains of unwanted mail.

The only real difference between Rob and Amber is that Rob can live off a spouse.

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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2014, 11:14:19 PM »
Surprised to see Lady Freedom Return as #4. Anyways, she is a special case of crazy.  :mental:
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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie (Lady Freedom Returns)
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2014, 04:32:26 PM »
Is LFR working as a "Best buy agent" now? What is that?:

https://plus.google.com/110764239683348190600/photos#116132264651034271042/posts

Her most recent post there:

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Amber Bullock
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This stupid law makes me think of what the people of AZ passed. Prop 122. It mainly cuts the Noses of AZ residence off despite there faces! Why do people keep pass such stupid stuff?

 :rotf:

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Re: 2014: #04 Top DUmmie (Lady Freedom Returns)
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2014, 04:36:18 PM »
That mass comm degree is reaping dividends.  Just look at that spelling.
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