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Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« on: January 28, 2012, 12:04:39 PM »
But I am on your side, so that's all you need to know.  :)
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2012, 12:33:14 PM »
And what "side" would that be?

Oh, wait. That's none of my business.  Forget I asked the question :whatever:

You know, in all seriousness, I don't think there's a swinging Richard on this site that truly gives a shit WHO you are. You know, name, address, phone number, and all that.

The whole purpose of an introductory thread is to GENTLY insert yourself into the community. You can offer a shade of your particular philosophy, waist size, or even bra size if that's important to you.

But this "nunuvyurbiznes" stuff is not just flip, it's arrogant and irritating.

So just to keep you on par, I'm administering your first bitchslap. Don't worry so much about those, because they mean nothing by themselves. But I do find your approach to be juvenile and asinine -- and that IS my business.



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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2012, 08:11:49 PM »
You know, I sent a PM saying you were just being sarcastic.

I stand corrected.  You're just a dick.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2012, 08:34:22 PM »
Quote from: nunuvyurbiznez on January 28, 2012, 12:04:39 PM
But I am on your side, so that's all you need to know.  :)

You don't know me.  How can you know you're on my side?
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2012, 08:54:12 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 28, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
And what "side" would that be?

Oh, wait. That's none of my business.  Forget I asked the question :whatever:

You know, in all seriousness, I don't think there's a swinging Richard on this site that truly gives a shit WHO you are. You know, name, address, phone number, and all that.

The whole purpose of an introductory thread is to GENTLY insert yourself into the community. You can offer a shade of your particular philosophy, waist size, or even bra size if that's important to you.

But this "nunuvyurbiznes" stuff is not just flip, it's arrogant and irritating.

So just to keep you on par, I'm administering your first bitchslap. Don't worry so much about those, because they mean nothing by themselves. But I do find your approach to be juvenile and asinine -- and that IS my business.


Nice way to welcome me.  Why don't you go **** yourself and your 10 sock accounts you used to "bitchslap" me?  I don't give a shit about your effeminate, panty-waist-ish, namby-pamby, touchy-feely, gentle insertion crap.  Go talk to Barney Frank if you want gentle insertion.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2012, 08:56:32 PM »
You just put yourself on thin ice,I would strongly suggest taking it down several notches.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 09:10:31 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 28, 2012, 08:56:32 PM
You just put yourself on thin ice,I would strongly suggest taking it down several notches.

Oh, I see.  I post a not-so-serious introduction, some asswipe decides he's offended by it and picks a fight, I fight back and I get in trouble for it.  Makes perfect sense.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 09:11:55 PM »
Quote from: nunuvyurbiznez on January 28, 2012, 08:54:12 PM
Nice way to welcome me.  Why don't you go **** yourself and your 10 sock accounts you used to "bitchslap" me?  I don't give a shit about your effeminate, panty-waist-ish, namby-pamby, touchy-feely, gentle insertion crap.  Go talk to Barney Frank if you want gentle insertion.

 :rotf:

I just love it when these noobs insert themselves into the community just like the proverbial Preparation H internal applicator.

There's just one problem with that. Nobody's got hemmorhoids, asshole!  :lmao:
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2012, 09:13:54 PM »
Quote from: nunuvyurbiznez on January 28, 2012, 09:10:31 PM
Oh, I see.  I post a not-so-serious introduction, some asswipe decides he's offended by it and picks a fight, I fight back and I get in trouble for it.  Makes perfect sense.

That's the problem - your "not-so-serious" introduction came from someplace, someone who isn't known at all. And yeah, I'm offended by it. And I told you about it. You want to call that picking a fight? Knock yourself out, Scooter.

Get some history here on this site before you waddle in and take a dump on the carpet.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2012, 09:14:35 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 28, 2012, 09:11:55 PM
:rotf:

I just love it when these noobs insert themselves into the community just like the proverbial Preparation H internal applicator.

There's just one problem with that. Nobody's got hemmorhoids, asshole!  :lmao:

You seem to have rather extensive and intimate knowledge about the usage of Prep H internal applicators.  Must come from all that gentle insertion you demand and enjoy.  ****ing A, man, it's not like I came here and said, "YOU ALL MUST ADORE ME OR EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!"  Why don't you lay the **** off already?
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2012, 09:16:34 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 28, 2012, 09:13:54 PM
That's the problem - your "not-so-serious" introduction came from someplace, someone who isn't known at all. And yeah, I'm offended by it. And I told you about it. You want to call that picking a fight? Knock yourself out, Scooter.

Get some history here on this site before you waddle in and take a dump on the carpet.

Shit, but you are thin-skinned.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2012, 09:16:47 PM »
Quote from: nunuvyurbiznez on January 28, 2012, 09:10:31 PM
Oh, I see.  I post a not-so-serious introduction, some asswipe decides he's offended by it and picks a fight, I fight back and I get in trouble for it.  Makes perfect sense.

We have lots of folks that sign up here for different reasons,your choice of screen name is obviously designed to be a bit provocative.
A little explanation as to why you chose it would have been nice rather then thinking or hoping everyone would get your joke.
On top of that it is generally bad form to enter a forum and within your first 10 or so posts tell a long time poster to go **** themselves.
Now calm down a bit and try to get along.

An explanation of why you chose that name would be helpful as well as is customary in an introduction thread a polite hello and maybe saying why you are here.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2012, 09:17:05 PM »
By the way, numbnuts - up till a moment ago, I had actually administered only ONE bitchslap. The other bitchslaps came from those who were equally offended by your noob ass - they're just not quite as vocal about announcing their displeasure, perhaps, as I am.

So as it stands right now, the dozen or so bitchslaps you've amassed in your short time on this site? I'm accountable for only two of them.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2012, 09:18:49 PM »
Quote from: nunuvyurbiznez on January 28, 2012, 09:16:34 PM
Shit, but you are thin-skinned.

Well, I don't have a deep tan, so you're probably right.  :lmao:

Speaking of thin skin, Scooter, why don't you back up and start all over again? That way you only piss off just a few folks. You might actually redeem yourself before it's too late.  :rotf:
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2012, 09:20:58 PM »
Quote from: nunuvyurbiznez on January 28, 2012, 09:14:35 PM
You seem to have rather extensive and intimate knowledge about the usage of Prep H internal applicators.  Must come from all that gentle insertion you demand and enjoy.  ****ing A, man, it's not like I came here and said, "YOU ALL MUST ADORE ME OR EAT SHIT AND DIE!!!"  Why don't you lay the **** off already?

Like I said - but you apparently aren't listening because you're too busy braying and bellowing so loud you can't hear anything BUT yourself -- nobody here has hemmorhoids. (We do an announcement every Monday morning as to whether or not they've surfaced over the weekend.)  :rotf:
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2012, 09:21:37 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 28, 2012, 09:16:47 PM
An explanation of why you chose that name would be helpful as well as is customary in an introduction thread a polite hello and maybe saying why you are here.

Could you point out where that's required of me here?

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,9644.0.html

"Light and brief" is all I see.  I also see "This is not a debate forum," which our bitchslapping friend apparently chose to ignore.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2012, 09:23:27 PM »
Welcome to the cave.  :cheersmate:

What are your political views?
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2012, 09:24:41 PM »
Carl, I'll stand down if it makes your job any easier.

Our asshole buddy here probably ain't gonna make it to 100 posts so he can be engaged in the Fight Club, so I figured engaging it here is the best option for now.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2012, 09:25:40 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 28, 2012, 09:18:49 PM
Well, I don't have a deep tan, so you're probably right.  :lmao:

Speaking of thin skin, Scooter, why don't you back up and start all over again? That way you only piss off just a few folks. You might actually redeem yourself before it's too late.  :rotf:

Who died and made you king?  You're not getting anything more out of me than you already got.  Perhaps if you had been a bit more welcoming and less thin-skinned about my completely innocuous introduction, I'd have offered more.  But you went and got all anal retentive on me, so now I won't.  Don't like it?  I don't care.  Having umpteen posts over my few does not make you in any way, shape or form better than me.  It just makes you think you're better than me.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2012, 09:26:29 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on January 28, 2012, 09:23:27 PM
Welcome to the cave.  :cheersmate:

What are your political views?

Conservative, with no tolerance for thin-skinned jerks.
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« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2012, 09:27:18 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on January 28, 2012, 09:24:41 PM
Carl, I'll stand down if it makes your job any easier.

Our asshole buddy here probably ain't gonna make it to 100 posts so he can be engaged in the Fight Club, so I figured engaging it here is the best option for now.

Oh.  So that's what this is all about.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2012, 09:28:43 PM »
Welcome to the cave!  In the interest of full disclosure I gave you a bitchslap because I thought your reply in MrsSmiths post was rude and insensitive.
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2012, 09:28:43 PM »
Quote from: nunuvyurbiznez on January 28, 2012, 09:25:40 PM
Who died and made you king?  You're not getting anything more out of me than you already got.  Perhaps if you had been a bit more welcoming and less thin-skinned about my completely innocuous introduction, I'd have offered more.  But you went and got all anal retentive on me, so now I won't.  Don't like it?  I don't care.  Having umpteen posts over my few does not make you in any way, shape or form better than me.  It just makes you think you're better than me.

More braying and bellowing going on. Don't your ears hurt after awhile?
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« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2012, 09:29:18 PM »
Quote from: nunuvyurbiznez on January 28, 2012, 09:27:18 PM
Oh.  So that's what this is all about.

Ding ding ding! We have a winnah!!!
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Re: Who I am is nunuvyurbiznez
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2012, 09:29:32 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on January 28, 2012, 09:23:27 PM
Welcome to the cave.  :cheersmate:

What are your political views?

You already know them. He's often quoted in the DUmpster.


Oh snap! I wasn't supposed to know that, was I, "nunuv"?
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