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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #325 on: August 16, 2013, 10:29:27 AM »

...♪♫♪"Here comes Barry with his pecker in his hand, he's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo... it's alamande left and alamande right c'mon you ****in DUmmy gitcher right step right get off the stage ya *******ed jerk, ya know.... you piss me off... you ****in' jerk... just get on my nerves"♪♫♪...

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #326 on: August 16, 2013, 10:30:38 AM »
^Where did you stick that horn ?
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #327 on: August 16, 2013, 10:34:20 AM »
^Where did you stick that horn ?

Not my 'shop, so I can't claim the credit.  But I will say that it is NOT somewhere that "no man has gone before"...

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #328 on: August 16, 2013, 06:46:12 PM »
^Where did you stick that horn ?

Barry looks like he enjoys it. And George Takei knows the feeling all too well.
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #329 on: September 14, 2013, 08:58:08 PM »
Light me up!

I created this light thingee out of a barack mask.

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #331 on: September 16, 2013, 03:14:07 PM »
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
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"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #332 on: September 16, 2013, 03:49:40 PM »
Aww.

Ain't that sweet of Vlad to give the SCOAMF in Chief a pony ride?  :rotf:

Putin charged 50 cent for the pony ride....cost us taxpayers 40 million to fly him, Moochelle, the girls and the dog over there.
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #333 on: September 16, 2013, 04:02:50 PM »
Putin charged 50 cent for the pony ride....cost us taxpayers 40 million to fly him, Moochelle, the girls and the dog over there.

And another $25 million when the spokes-kid Jay Carney threw himself to the floor, flailing and wailing that he wanted a turn, too.
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #334 on: September 18, 2013, 09:51:19 PM »
Miss Kenya.

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #335 on: September 19, 2013, 07:23:38 AM »
OMG...He makes one UGLY woman....
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #336 on: September 19, 2013, 05:52:50 PM »
Rules for Bullshit Bingo:

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your"Bullshit Bingo Card"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT ! ! !" as loud as you can.


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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #337 on: September 25, 2013, 02:06:03 PM »
Rules for Bullshit Bingo:

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your"Bullshit Bingo Card"
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT ! ! !" as loud as you can.



You are missing a square that has "...and the middle class" in it.
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #338 on: September 25, 2013, 02:08:40 PM »
You are missing a square that has "...and the middle class" in it.

The middle class has been erased.
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #339 on: October 07, 2013, 11:46:27 AM »
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #340 on: October 07, 2013, 12:59:05 PM »
Let's get owebuma to tackle the really important issues facing hard working tax paying Americans...


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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #341 on: October 07, 2013, 01:04:57 PM »

Caption this..........
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #342 on: October 07, 2013, 01:07:24 PM »

Caption this..........
If any one knows how to sniff out an asshole, a dog does.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #343 on: October 07, 2013, 01:23:19 PM »

Caption this..........

Gettin' sump'in on the down low...
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #344 on: October 07, 2013, 04:12:06 PM »

                             That's NOT what they meant by "In the dog house".
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #345 on: October 21, 2013, 03:20:31 PM »
You got problems?  I got problems, Michelle is one.  Drones is another.  Who doesn’t got problems?  Here, I got this healthcare thing for you.  You want it?  Yeah?  You need it, don’t you!
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #346 on: October 21, 2013, 03:31:57 PM »

Call your friendly nearby Obamacare reception office for an appointment.
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #347 on: October 21, 2013, 03:38:26 PM »

Call your friendly nearby Obamacare reception office for an appointment.
I see job openings.....well, 13 empty seats anyway.
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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #348 on: November 18, 2013, 08:49:55 PM »



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Re: All Obama All of the Time
« Reply #349 on: May 23, 2014, 02:47:50 PM »



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