Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
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> > > As they walk, they come across a sign:
> > > "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
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> > > "I am entering!" said Snow White.
> > > After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you do?"
> > > " First Place !," said Snow White.
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> > > They continue walking and they see a sign:
> > > "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
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> > > "I'm entering," says Superman.
> > > After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you
> > > make out?"
> > > " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
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> > > They continue walking when they see a sign:
> > > "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
> > > "I'm entering," says Pinocchio.
> > > After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
> > > "What happened?" they asked.
> > > "Who the heck is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.