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Re: Miscellaneous
« Reply #50 on: April 22, 2021, 07:58:56 PM »
My school was so small that we had driver’s Ed and sex education in the same car.
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« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2021, 04:18:24 PM »
WWII aircraft story:

Captain Svenson of the Swedish RAF flew in 1944. He was interviewed on BBC, after a courageous air battle over France. He shot down 4 German planes and received the Flying Cross medal.
 
The BBC interviewer said; "Please explain this air battle."
 
Svenson said; "We were bombing a train load of German artillery, when there were Fockers above us, Fockers to the left, Fockers to the right; these Fockers were everywhere!"
 
The interviewer quickly added that; "For the audience, you are referring to the famous German Focke-Wulf airplane."
 
Svenson replied; No, these Fockers were Messerschmidts!"
 
The Brits took back his medal! No sense of humour.
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