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[Hawkgirl]

George W. Bush Library to Open in 2009


The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages. The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. .(With special attention to Mayor Nagin who was able to escape some public criticism by making GWB and FEMA the fallguys for his lack of leadership skills during a natural disaster)

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete
with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate
the President's accomplishments.


I fixed the first line...any more corrections will be much appreciated so I can send this back to him with some truth.

[Hawkgirl]

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. (especially if you're a terrorist with ties to a terrorist organization...if you committed or planned some sort of beheading or suicide bombing..you'll be executed by firing squad

[NHSparky]

As opposed to the Billy-Jeff strip club and trailer park?

[Chris]

  not funny.

[NHSparky]

As a guest of the Reagan Library (including, thanks to a number of current/former members of RightNation), I can tell you that THAT place is a place of honor and integrity.

If only liberals WISH they had one-tenth the character of ANY GOP president of the last half century.

[Texacon]

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

Which most are visiting while on their company paid vacation.

KC

[Chris_]

Send this back:

The hussein/Liberal building:

The Accomplishments Room, which is empty

The Gasoline Crisis room, which was built by liberals in 2004 and gets larger daily

The Tax Room, which has no ceiling

The hussein plan room, which is interesting: if you walk in with any money in your wallet, you leave with none.  If you enter with no money in your wallet, you leave with it full.

The USA Prestige room, which has only exits.

The war room, which is filled with white flags and French advisers.

The "Rich People" room, which has a floor at 47K and no ceiling

The Health Plan Room, which is stuffed with 2 types of people: the dead and the waiting

The Prostitute Lounge, where you can meet the husbands of terminal cancer patients.

The Gonad Lounge, where you can find both bill (lock-boxed) and hillary's testicles.  And a total absence of anyone else's.

The Liberal Supreme Court Grill, where you can watch new Law made right before your eyes!

And, of course:

the Anti-American Room, which is stuffed with the every Democrat in Congress and every liberal in America.

[Hawkgirl]

Send this back:

The hussein/Liberal building:

The Accomplishments Room, which is empty

The Gasoline Crisis room, which was built by liberals in 2004 and gets larger daily

The Tax Room, which has no ceiling

The hussein plan room, which is interesting: if you walk in with any money in your wallet, you leave with none.  If you enter with no money in your wallet, you leave with it full.

The USA Prestige room, which has only exits.

The war room, which is filled with white flags and French advisers.

The "Rich People" room, which has a floor at 47K and no ceiling

The Health Plan Room, which is stuffed with 2 types of people: the dead and the waiting

The Prostitute Lounge, where you can meet the husbands of terminal cancer patients.

The Gonad Lounge, where you can find both bill (lock-boxed) and hillary's testicles.  And a total absence of anyone else's.

The Liberal Supreme Court Grill, where you can watch new Law made right before your eyes!

And, of course:

the Anti-American Room, which is stuffed with the every Democrat in Congress and every liberal in America.

   Good ones!  Did you just come up with these yourself??

[Ree]

George W. Bush Library to Open in 2009


The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages. The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. .(With special attention to Mayor Nagin who was able to escape some public criticism by making GWB and FEMA the fallguys for his lack of leadership skills during a natural disaster)

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete
with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate
the President's accomplishments.


I fixed the first line...any more corrections will be much appreciated so I can send this back to him with some truth.

I usually just sand back:
"WTF.... are ya sendin me this shit?"

[Chris_]

As a guest of the Reagan Library (including, thanks to a number of current/former members of RightNation), I can tell you that THAT place is a place of honor and integrity.

I COULD NOT TALK while in HIS office, or Nancy's or the second floor hallway. Awesome doesn't begin to cover it.

[DumbAss Tanker]

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

If it's being built by the same corrupt crew of good-old-boy, buddies of LA Dem Senator contractors to whom the Corps of Engineers had to contract the work on the levees, the chances of it ever being finished are remote, though Congress will no doubt ensure the "Progress" on it is funded by earmarks every session. 

[JohnnyReb]

George W. Bush Library to Open in 2009


The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages. The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. will be completed when losey-anna democrats stop stealing all the leevee funds for statues and monuments.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where where nothing illegal happens (therefore dull)

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you can try out a real life flight simulator. If you are unable to complete your flight, it burns you to death

The Walter Reed Hospital Room over looking the codepink moonbats.

The Guantanamo Bay Room where you can't handle the truth.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room full of fourth generation welfare families.

The National Debt room where the cost of ultra-liberal programs are explained.....at least to those intelligent enough to understand.

The 'Tax Cut' Room where liberal congress members obtain cash to buy votes.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet but can't be used due to the liberal stink. .

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you
to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. because it for certain back stabbing liberals aren't going to do their part.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location safe from gun control moonbats,complete
with shotgun gallery and rifle range. Please feel free to take a few practice shots..

The Environmental Conservation Room with maps of the millions upon millions of acres set aside by Teddy Roosevelt.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop where the toilet should be because of all the shit that has been handed down by liberal judges.

The Airport Men's Room where you can be hasseled by federally paid workers of that wonderful democrat invention, airport security.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, straws semen stain dresses and most important, all the most recent public opion polls of the previous administration.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate
 your f**king brain.


I fixed the first line...any more corrections will be much appreciated so I can send this back to him with some truth.

[Hawkgirl]

   

[DixieBelle]

Excellent replies

[Happy Fun Ball]

George W. Bush Library to Open in 2009


The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning
stages. The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, with Ray Nagin dressed in a Willy Wonka outfit, and which should be completed as soon as the school bus exhibit is drained.

The Alberto Gonzales Room. Nothing happening here. Move along.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, covered in teflon to make the cleaning up after the constant Code Pink protests far easier. Obama seems to avoid this place.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where you are treated far better than Al'Qaeda ever would. You get to keep your head as well.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, probably located in Syria, and thankfully still unused.

The National Debt room. On the outside, this room looks absolutely enormous, but once you step in, you'll see just how small this room really is.

The 'Tax Cut' Room, where you get to keep more of the money that you earn.

The 'Economy Room', chugging right along, despite liberal interference.

The Iraq War Room, with a picture of US and other allied soldiers entering the home stretch, jumping over hurdles shaped like senators, moonbat protestors, and Al'Qaeda.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, headquarters of the VRWC, complete with shotgun gallery, where they test new weapons like the laser that destroyed the World Trade Center, the crap cannon that might be used at the convention, and the weather machine that steered Katrina into New Orleans.

The Environmental Conservation Room, filled with Chicken Littles all running around squawking and screaming about the room being too cold, then too hot.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where the liberals go to when they can't pass their wacky laws.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws, all unused and covered with thick dust, except the dart board, which has a picture of Osama bin Laden on it.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate a rational thought by a moonbat.