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Panhandlers, never trust Jose'
« on: January 24, 2008, 09:44:06 AM »
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers.  They panhandle on different areas of town.  Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.  Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".  Jose says "Look at your sign, what does it say"?

Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."

Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"

Carlos asks "So what do es your sign say"?

Jose shows Carlos his sign.  It reads "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".
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