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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 08:15:31 PM »
new avatar hippie?....is that your new rural-sexual mullet?
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 08:16:21 PM »
My mullet is pimp.

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2008, 08:17:14 PM »
LOL.... are you gonna buy it?  :-)
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2008, 08:17:37 PM »
That vagina is NOT a couch.  It is strictly single-occupancy only. 

False advertising.   :lmao:
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 08:19:40 PM »
It's just up the road from me.  Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya  :-) :-)
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 08:21:44 PM »
It's just up the road from me.  Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya  :-) :-)
Don't forget to give it the pinky test when you pick it up V, that and check its general smell.
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 08:23:56 PM »
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2008, 08:25:56 PM »

did a pun writer place this ad?

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For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.

3 hours north of SF.  go figure.

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2008, 08:27:10 PM »
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2008, 08:27:58 PM »
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

I think it would eat my kitty cat.

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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2008, 08:28:17 PM »
It's just up the road from me.  Any of y'all want to buy it, I'll pick it up for ya  :-) :-)
Don't forget to give it the pinky test when you pick it up V, that and check its general smell.

I'm thinking I should give it the once over looking for those "blue dress" stains  :beer:
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2008, 08:28:23 PM »
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)

feed it a sheep.

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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2008, 08:28:35 PM »
throw a mattress over it
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2008, 08:29:35 PM »
throw a mattress over it
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2008, 08:31:27 PM »
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)

feed it a sheep.

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2008, 08:32:42 PM »
I'm trying to think of how to take ....old vagina couch+milf=   what?...gotta be a good joke there
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2008, 08:36:43 PM »
y'all are killing me  :lmao:

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2008, 08:37:21 PM »
I think someone should buy it. It would be a great investment.

But what about every 28 days? What do you do then?  :-)
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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2008, 12:00:55 PM »
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:


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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2008, 05:30:12 PM »
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:



how was it it? was it a tight fit?... or did you slip right in?  it looked a little used so i'm assuming the latter.

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2008, 05:35:50 PM »
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:



did you get it's number, only to "forget" to call it the next day?

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« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2008, 05:48:40 PM »
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:



how was it it? was it a tight fit?... or did you slip right in?  it looked a little used so i'm assuming the latter.

We'd all like THINK it's a tight fit, but I've seen babies drop out of those things, we're all just kidding ourselves :whatever:

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2008, 05:49:57 PM »
I called on this once, went over, sat in it for a couple of hours, then went home, told my friends about it and immediately lost all further interest.

Can't quite explain it :uhsure:



did you get it's number, only to "forget" to call it the next day?

the next day? Are you nuts? I waited three days before I didn't call

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Re: For sale - a vagina couch!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2008, 05:55:06 PM »
I wonder if the person buying it will keep it 'au natural' or drape a bear rug over one end.
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