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Offline Dixie*Darling

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Mother of the bride
« on: January 20, 2008, 10:10:23 AM »
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress!

Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.

'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind, Sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'

A few days later they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.' Her mother just smiled and replied,

'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'

Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Mother of the bride
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2008, 07:18:40 AM »
This must be chick humor. I don't get it.
If two guys have the same suit, people think there must have been a sale.

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Re: Mother of the bride
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2008, 03:39:52 PM »
This must be chick humor. I don't get it.
If two guys have the same suit, people think there must have been a sale.


It's chick war humor... If the Mother in law wears the dress first, then the Young Wife doesn't have anything to wear to the wedding...humiliating the opponent on the field of battle.

And this is why I dislike other women.

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