niyad (113,370 posts)
Universe, I am soooooo disappointed. The one thing I truly wanted
for my birthday was waking up to the happy news that there was one less particular carbon-based (assumed, never proven) life form no longer wasting oxygen. Realllly, is that too much to ask???
Sighhhhhh. Off to drown my sorrows in the bubbly stuff I had chilling in anticipation of that happy event.
Now you have the slightest inkling of how the rest of us might feel that YOU continue to draw a ration of oxygen every morning...
...if the rest of us cared about you even as much as the universe does, DUm'Rat.
Don't you have traffic to play in, or a metric pant load of "birthday" candles to immolate yourself over, or something?