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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on April 05, 2019, 07:55:27 AM
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Star Member sinkingfeeling (38,660 posts)
I have to raise a toast to Texas Towelie. I love your tireless devotion
to exposing all the daily scams and rip-offs people pull on the rest of us. Here, here!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211986788
What in the hell is this DUmmie talking about?
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Star Member sinkingfeeling (38,660 posts)
I have to raise a toast to Texas Towelie. I love your tireless devotion
to exposing all the daily scams and rip-offs people pull on the rest of us. Here, here!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211986788
What in the hell is this DUmmie talking about?
I don't know. I can't hear him.
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Isn't this the primitive--I could be wrong, though--who lives with a brother who wants to kick him out?
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"primitives discuss not getting along with family" (August 18, 2013)
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,90031.0
^^^well worth the read by old-timers here; lots and lots of once-prominent primitives on the thread.
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... he is driving me insane with the constant barrage of hatred for my screwups from 10 to 20 years ago.
:rotf: Shoulda swallowed his pride, acknowledged he was wrong, and used those "10 to 20 years" to build a life worthy of respect. Probably still not doing that.
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The texas towel boy is a militant gay. He's the one that posted he believed that homos were "superior" to heteros at one time.
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The texas towel boy is a militant gay. He's the one that posted he believed that homos were "superior" to heteros at one time.
Thank you. I thought so, but couldn't find any reference to it.
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Thank you. I thought so, but couldn't find any reference to it.
Here you go buddy..
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,116056.msg1412654.html#msg1412654
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Here you go buddy..
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php/topic,116056.msg1412654.html#msg1412654
My God.
Gays are superior to regular human beings?
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TexasTowelie (44,124 posts)
Why gay people are a higher form of evolution
:rotf: Ummmmm ... aren't survival and ability to reproduce the hallmarks of evolutionary success? Yet as a population, don't gays have a shorter lifespan? As well as being unable to reproduce without the use of non-gays? :rotf:
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“Daily scams and rip-offs”? The only individuals who are exposed to scams and rip-offs on a daily basis are those who have proven themselves to be gullible on a daily basis.
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What in the hell is this DUmmie talking about?
Can anyone tell me, what is a "Towelie"? Is it a Texas thing? Or does he post from the sauna, wrapped in a towel?
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Can anyone tell me, what is a "Towelie"? Is it a Texas thing? Or does he post from the sauna, wrapped in a towel?
Read the link in my post above, it explains him/her/it to a degree.
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Can anyone tell me, what is a "Towelie"? Is it a Texas thing? Or does he post from the sauna, wrapped in a towel?
South Park reference. "Towelie" was a bath towel that was always high and was created by the military.
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South Park reference. "Towelie" was a bath towel that was always high and was created by the military.
Don't forget your towel!
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Read the link in my post above, it explains him/her/it to a degree.
Thanks, Cat. -- Will*
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South Park reference. "Towelie" was a bath towel that was always high and was created by the military.
Thx, Rover. Is that like your famous "wubbly"(? -- Ed.) poncho liner/security blanket?
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:rotf: Ummmmm ... aren't survival and ability to reproduce the hallmarks of evolutionary success? Yet as a population, don't gays have a shorter lifespan? As well as being unable to reproduce without the use of non-gays? :rotf:
There are some fruity scientists in a fruity secret bunker laboratory that are working day and night to correct this.
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Here is his learned rationale:
We encourage, adapt to, and continue the pursuit of progression. Since the earliest recorded history –—about 97th-century BCE when Mesolithic rock in Sicily is said to depict male homosexual intercourse – gays have infiltrated and influenced all aspects of life, from art to government. We’re drawn to positions of power because we affect change more swiftly and more democratically than those seeking to rule, often iron-fistedly, simply to make up for their lack of anatomical endowment (which isn’t just conjecture, by the way; a study by the Kinsey Institute reported that gay guys typically have bigger dicks than straight guys) and we don’t have to look any further than our own current administration to see this time-honored tradition in practice. It stands to reason then that we have less to prove than straight men seeking power, who much of the time want to stifle progression, while we advocate on behalf of forging ahead, quite happy with what’s been bestowed between our legs. In the meantime, we may have already answered the age-old question: Does size matter? All the world’s conflicts started by cranky old straight men decidedly point to yes.
Sounds straight out of salon.com
:mental: :lmao:
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Don't forget your towel!
:cheersmate:
It's actually "don't forget to bring a towel!"
and I know you just read that hearing Towlie's voice :-)