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Offline bijou

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Fake Penis to Cheat Doping Test
« on: June 30, 2008, 02:51:27 PM »

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Professional sportsmen have different ways to cheat doping tests and they can even run with two penises. Agencies are trying to stop this.

World anti-doping organisations try everything they can to catch sportsmen with doping in their blood or urine. A few years ago, BALCO invented a recipe which started to be used only two years later, and in that time, many world records have been broken. Now, the situation is completely different, Doctor Bozidar ****ar, a doping expert, told us.

- All these substances are two years ahead of us, the best example is BALCO. We tip for new doping, and urine is frozen, so we can analyse two to five years later. Athletes have returned medals and money for this.

Besides advanced techniques, sportsmen also use primitive expedients. One of them is an artificial penis, in which they hide clear urine.

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There is a pic of a fake at the link, it is Not Safe For Work
http://www.javno.com/en/sports/clanak.php?id=159522



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Re: Fake Penis to Cheat Doping Test
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2008, 05:05:29 PM »
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Doctor Bozidar Fuckar, a doping expert
That says enough right there.   :o
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Re: Fake Penis to Cheat Doping Test
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 05:51:33 PM »
"Fake Penis to Cheat Doping Test"

Will it cheat like the real ones do?
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