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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2014, 05:54:36 PM »
What are you talking about? Mice developed a communication system that fits there need to survive long enough to reproduce.  Why would you expect mice to evolve a way to communicate with humans?

They run the Universe.  Eventually they would have to converse with the inhabitants.
 
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2014, 06:08:04 PM »
What are you talking about? Mice developed a communication system that fits there need to survive long enough to reproduce.  Why would you expect mice to evolve a way to communicate with humans?

What are you talking about, DUmbshit?

Again with the strawman. I didn't say anything about mice.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2014, 06:09:07 PM »
What are you talking about, DUmbshit?

Again with the strawman. I didn't say anything about mice.

Don't argue with mice.  They just get miffed and curl their tails under themselves...
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2014, 06:11:03 PM »
Don't argue with mice.  They just get miffed and curl their tails under themselves...


You quoted my post.  My entire post was about mice.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2014, 06:14:48 PM »
You quoted my post.  My entire post was about mice.

Nobody quoted your goofy-assed post about mice, DUmbshit.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2014, 06:17:50 PM »
Nobody quoted your goofy-assed post about mice, DUmbshit.

Ok, I was confused because you quoted me in reply number 21, but then erased my post, leaving the quote box empty.

I thought you disagreed with me, but I guess you just arent very computer literate. They have night classes for that.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2014, 06:22:57 PM »
Don't argue with mice.  They just get miffed and curl their tails under themselves...


After seeing several mice in dire circumstances when confronted with a cat (myself, I don't go out of my way to harm mice) but oh boy....cats, they love mice....kinda the same way we like to run out of gas.

Think about it, it might just have its uses.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2014, 06:28:08 PM »
Ok, I was confused because you quoted me in reply number 21, but then erased my post, leaving the quote box empty.

I thought you disagreed with me, but I guess you just arent very computer literate. They have night classes for that.

Yes, you are confused. It comes with drinking from Skinner's toilet over on The Island.

If you had taken the time to look around before pooping on our carpet, you'd know what a blank quote box means at CC.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2014, 06:31:50 PM »
Yes, you are confused. It comes with drinking from Skinner's toilet over on The Island.

If you had taken the time to look around before pooping on our carpet, you'd know what a blank quote box means at CC.

I do apoligize to you then.

I didn't know a blank box had a meaning here. Is there a sticky thread or something I can read with stuff like this?
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2014, 06:36:10 PM »
I do apoligize to you then.

I didn't know a blank box had a meaning here. Is there a sticky thread or something I can read with stuff like this?

Just ask. Someone will explain it to you.

Better yet, go to the Introduction thread, tell us a little bit about yourself, and then look around at the various boards.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2014, 06:39:14 PM »
Just ask. Someone will explain it to you.

Better yet, go to the Introduction thread, tell us a little bit about yourself, and then look around at the various boards.

Thanks!
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2014, 06:39:31 PM »
I do apoligize to you then.

I didn't know a blank box had a meaning here. Is there a sticky thread or something I can read with stuff like this?

Would you know it if there was?

Do you know if there is a way to familiarise yourself with this forum, or even be kind enough to introduce yourself?

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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2014, 07:05:40 PM »
A little girl goes to her mom and asks "Mommy, were do people come from?"
Mom replies "Well God made a man and a woman and they had babies and after a long time I was born. I met your father and we made you."
The little girl walks away and decides to ask her dad.
Dad tells her, "You see, a long time ago there were little animals and over time the little animals got bigger and changed in to monkeys and after a while the monkeys became chimps. After a while longer the chimps became apes and finally the apes became people. You understand?"
"I think so" says the little girl.
The little girl then goes back to her mom and say "Mom I'm confused. You said we came from God by daddy says we came from apes."
"The answer is simple" the mom tells her daughter. "Dad is telling you where his side of the family came from and I'm telling you were my side came from."
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2014, 07:58:53 PM »
Mice can say a few words? Squeek Squeek squeek! And chirp chirp!

You expected them to evolve to speak english?


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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2014, 09:03:34 PM »
Who are you ?

My name is Inigo Montoya.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #40 on: February 23, 2014, 09:15:56 PM »
My name is Inigo Montoya.
That might be your name, but, who are you ?
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2014, 09:38:03 PM »
That might be your name, but, who are you ?

I am my fathers son.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2014, 09:55:53 PM »
I am my fathers son.

Are you sure about that?
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« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2014, 10:05:07 PM »
Are you sure about that?

Yes, my mom and I went on the Montel Williams show and got a DNA test.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #44 on: February 23, 2014, 10:06:39 PM »
I do apoligize to you then.

I didn't know a blank box had a meaning here. Is there a sticky thread or something I can read with stuff like this?

This isn't about The Rules.  More than 50% of us here are not into Rules.

It is about The Attitude.

People who come in with their hands in their underwear to enhance the external look of their Johnson are considered... tacky.

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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #45 on: February 23, 2014, 10:08:18 PM »
Yes, my mom and I went on the Montel Williams show and got a DNA test.

Congrads Big Dog!  You now have to pay child support to a lab rat!

Don't do that DNA crap again -- it can only lead to pain and woe...
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #46 on: February 23, 2014, 10:10:46 PM »
Congrads Big Dog!  You now have to pay child support to a lab rat!

Don't do that DNA crap again -- it can only lead to pain and woe...


Thats not cool.  Some of my best friends are lab rats.
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #47 on: February 24, 2014, 07:15:59 AM »
Thats not cool.  Some of my best friends are lab rats.
Somehow, I find that quite believable. 
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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #48 on: February 24, 2014, 09:55:56 AM »
willcross, I bitchslapped you just because I enjoy hearing that ringing sound lingering in the air.

**** rats. They cause plague and disease.

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Re: Libtards and evolution
« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2014, 08:19:00 PM »
Yes, my mom and I went on the Montel Williams show and got a DNA test.

Wrong show. It is Maury Povich.
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