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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #75 on: August 11, 2012, 12:25:10 PM »
I'm loving this trip.  Thanks for taking us all along!

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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #76 on: August 11, 2012, 05:34:50 PM »
I'm loving this trip.  Thanks for taking us all along!

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Ditto. One of the high points of my day.
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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #77 on: August 11, 2012, 06:57:28 PM »
The pics are great!!!!!You are having great weather too!!
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #78 on: August 11, 2012, 10:31:39 PM »
DAY FOUR

Saturday, the last full day of the Brew Tour. There are so many breweries in the Boulder-Longmont-Loveland-Ft Collins area, it was impossible to hit all  of them...but we tried!

We started the day in Boulder with a hearty breakfast of coffee and coffee. We drove west from Boulder on US 36 into the Flatirons, then down a back road into Longmont. We stopped for coffee and fresh-baked muffins at Romana's Bakery.

Moose had a chair massage.





The Pumphouse Brewery opened at 11 o'clock, and we were there when the doors opened. Moose and I have become the masters of the sampler tray, so we had the Pumphouse's 6 beer tray for $5. Moose and I agreed that their best beer was "Dragon's Wort Porter", made with tarragon. It was a meal in a glass!

Our next stop was the Left Hand Brewing Company, also in Longmont. We sat out with cigars and a sampler tray. My favorite beer was the "Wake Up Dead Infernal Stout", which was well-complimented by the cigar.


Moose was partial to the "Blackjack Porter"

Our great experience with Longmont breweries did not last when we got to Fort Collins. We tried to go downtown to the Equinox, O'Dell, and New Belgium breweries, but the downtown area was cordoned off and we couldn't find parking within a mile of the breweries. We drove down to CB and Potts Brewery, home of Bighorn Beers. Bighorn was as disappointing as the Longmont breweries were great; all of their beers tasted the same, from the pale ale to the stout. Not bad, but no personality.

Tomorrow we hit the road back to Kansas, with one stop planned along the way. It has been a great trip.

The best beer of the Tour: Pumphouse Brewery's "Dragon's Wort Porter", followed by Wynkoop's "Cowtown Milk Stout". Best food: Moose- Walnut Brewery's "Classic Mac 'n Chicken", Dog- Wynkoop's Cheddar Stout Soup.
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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2012, 06:18:17 AM »
Damn, BD, I thought initially that Moose had had a few too many samplers and was upchucking in some kind of ... funnelized bucket? With the gal back there "helping" him through his upchucking?

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It ain't fun bein' sick -- God knows, I know. But when somebody's got their face plugged in to some sort of apparatus, it does cause one to ponder.

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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #80 on: August 12, 2012, 07:56:13 AM »
Well that stinks about the parking in Ft. Collins.  But still ,what a great trip!
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2012, 08:30:22 PM »
DAY FIVE- THE FINAL CHAPTER

Sunday, the travel day. No beer stops,  but we did have fun on the road home.

We left Ft Collins early, watching for roadside attractions. Our first treasure was an obscure amusement park outside of Denver called "Oil Land". The entrance had a big sign saying "Rape Mother Earth! Fun For All Ages!" As an eeevil Conservative, I was in heaven.

It had exactly one ride, but it was a doozy!


The Plunderer

After a couple of rides on "The Plunderer", we got back on the road. Across the state line in Oakley, KS we stopped at Prairie Dog Town, home of the World's Largest Prairie Dog, and a Six-Legged Cow. A sign said "Roscoe the Miniature Donkey", but we decided to pet it instead.



The terrifying Moloch of the Plains was worshiped by a community of acolytes.



Inside the euphemistically-titled "Visitor Center" was a box of live rattlesnakes under a buffet lamp, and the preserved carcasses of past denizens of the weird menagerie.


Bob Cat and Carlos the Jackalope. Below, an authentic American Indian sex toy. Buster and Babs watch over us. RIP, strange little animals.

I felt the same vibe Obama's grandfather must have felt when he liberated the "Visitor Center" at Auschwitz, or Buchenwald, or wherever. Suitably creeped out, we bolted for the door and tore out of the parking lot, our little Ford Focus throwing rooster tails of gravel behind us. We kept the sun at our backs and drove solidly for five more hours, barely escaping with our lives and virtues intact.

It was a fitting end to a great vacation, and the source for a story Moose can tell his grandchildren long after I am gone. And that's what being a dad is all about!
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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2012, 08:42:17 PM »
your lives and virtues behind you?? was a gang of corseted ladies of the night chasing you??
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #83 on: August 13, 2012, 08:56:31 PM »
Sounds like this trip was a resounding success!  Welcome home!   :cheersmate:
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #84 on: August 14, 2012, 07:44:51 AM »
Good times.  Moose will remember that trip forever.

KC
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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #85 on: August 14, 2012, 08:24:07 AM »
Good times.  Moose will remember that trip forever.

KC

I suspect Dad will, too.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #86 on: August 14, 2012, 11:32:57 AM »
I suspect Dad will, too.   :cheersmate:

Well if you count the next 2 weeks as forever I guess.  He's old like the rest of us!

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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #87 on: August 14, 2012, 12:08:12 PM »
Well if you count the next 2 weeks as forever I guess.  He's old like the rest of us!

 :lmao:

KC

Shhh! You weren't supposed to have said anything about that....
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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #88 on: August 14, 2012, 08:09:28 PM »
Shhh! You weren't supposed to have said anything about that....

Oooops. Sorry Euph. Guess I won't be allowed to the next briefing.

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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #89 on: August 18, 2012, 08:48:27 AM »
I'm finally seeing all the pics from your trip, BD. You are an awesome Dad and I definitely lived vicariously through your narration and pics! What a wonderful time for you and Moose!!

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Re: Birthdays, or "Milestones to Manhood"
« Reply #90 on: August 18, 2012, 09:43:11 AM »
I'm finally seeing all the pics from your trip, BD. You are an awesome Dad and I definitely lived vicariously through your narration and pics! What a wonderful time for you and Moose!!

Hi^5 ad infinitum!!!!

Awwww, shucks. Thanks!

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