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Warpy, also known as the warped primitive, or the defrocked warped primitive, a third-tier primitive. The warped primitive, originally from Massachusetts, and single, will turn 60 years old this year, and lives in the mountains of New Mexico; a lapsed Roman Catholic.
Allegedly "allergic" to dairy products, but not allergic to things bad for her. It's most peculiar how the warped primitive manages that, being "allergic" to healthy foods but not being allergic to chocolate.
The warped primitive was once an R.N., but is no longer so. According to data from the state of Massachusetts, of all the R.N.s in that commonwealth who had their nursing licenses revoked, nurses between the ages of 45 and 65, the decade 1997-2006, a whooping 77% of them were revoked because of some sort of funny business involving.....drugs.
Of course, it's a good thing, a very good thing, that the warped primitive isn't allowed to be a nurse any more. About a month ago, Fat Che's little brother, the Fat Che's Little Brothert beer primitive, he of the expanded rectal aperture, and his "husband," the rectal aperture expander, had whined that because they're of a sexual preference not the general one, they were not allowed to be checked for possible donation of bone marrow.
The warped ex-professional nurse offered this:
Warpy (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-22-09 01:54 AM
Response to Original message
35. When the ban was instituted, there was no real test for the virus, itself but they can test for the virus now so it makes no sense. It's just a bad habit, like other stupid bad habits like the Cuba Embargo or the War on Drugs. It's obsolete and it isn't an effective way to screen.
I suspect it's been kept on more out of habit than harassment, although the later is certainly possible.
If there's a next time, lie. After all, I have taken care of a lot of infected straight couples as well as healthy gay couples.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36928.0/I've watched the warped primitive for some years now, and at first was enamoured of her, despite her being pulchtritudinally-challenged--ugly after all like beauty is only skin-deep--because the warped primitive knows so much about everything.
Being infatuated with the warped primitive, when I first started quoting her, I found myself comparing her favorably against the other primitives, and in fact laved the warped primitive with a lot of soft soap, hoping she would take notice, and perhaps some tentative moves could be made, towards some sort of meeting of minds.
Alas, it was all in vain, and even counterproductive. By praising the warped primitive, I had hoped to gentlize her attitude towards decent and civilized people, but the more I praised her, the fouler and nastier she got in her comments.
Well, even a nice guy can't get
everybody to like him.
But as Sigmund Freud said, although in German, people who don't like nice guys have a problem.
The warped primitive has always vied with Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the "Horse with no Name" primitive, for the position of High Priestess of Moloch to the primitives, but Ms. Ed pretty much has a lock on it.
The warped primitive hates men. I dunno where the warped primitive got this idea that God is a male, but she hates God too. It appears the warped primitive had been born unaesthetic, and had always dreamed of her old man telling her she was a pretty little girl, but the paternal ancestor remained mum.
That was sinfully negligent of her father, with profound effects upon his daughter, which is why I always encourage men to find something attractive even in ugly women, and to sincerely compliment them on it. Such a small gesture can change lives.
I call it a prophylactic for primitives, a preventative, so that mankind is gifted with no more bitter angry hate-filled women who carry grudges to the grave, as with the warped primitive.
The warped primitive was once married, or shacked up with, a guy who was as remiss as her father had been.
A self-portrait of the warped primitive in her own words (from 2008):
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,16802.0/The warped primitive looking for good hygiene:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,20208.0/The warped primitive allowed to be angry:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,21860.0/The warped primitive being medieval:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,26089.0/The warped primitive describes pain-killers to the primitives:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30152.0/The warped primitive discusses pasta and being regular:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32532.0/The warped primitive takes down mirror:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32866.0/The warped primitive can't wait:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32954.0/The warped primitive doesn't clean her cookware:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33845.0/The warped primitive doesn't trust glassware in her oven:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34295.0/The warped primitive a strong patient advocate:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35078.0/The warped primitive describes body decomposition:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35245.0/The warped primitive's as cold as a well-digger's butt:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35482.0/The warped primitive doesn't conform to stereotype:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35657.0/The warped primitive slams Ronald Reagan:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35667.0/The warped primitive suggests disposition of dead coyote:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35881.0/The warped primitive as a cinema critic:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35963.0/The warped primitive insists essential oils won't do a thing:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36009.0/The warped primitive suggests not washing eggs:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36052.0/The warped primitive uses a head-lamp:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36468.0/The warped primitive doesn't sign petitions:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36585.0/The warped primitive wears flea collars:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36657.0/The warped primitive uses a plunger:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36941.0/The warped primitive suggests she might emigrate:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36942.0/The warped primitive describes her Thanksgiving:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37128.0/The warped primitive has cat with hairballs:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37332.0/The warped primitive has bad teeth:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37314.0/The warped primitive needs to give it a rest:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37390.0/The warped primitive describes disposal of unused drugs:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37692.0/Oh man, there's just so much of the warped primitive that one might just as well do a "search" on "Warpy" here, and get lots and lots of pages, with her helpful suggestions on everything from peanut butter to moonshine to repairing a broken thingamajig in the dishwashing machine to her piss-poor attitude about men and soon-to-be-born children.
