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Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« on: September 16, 2008, 06:55:57 AM »
I HATE THEM!!!!


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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 07:01:35 AM »
McNabb... WTF!!! 

He looked so good in the first half, how could he be so bone-headed in the 4th quarter?  He sticks the ball out for Westbrook, then pulls it back as West tries to wrap it up, and at the last second, he tries to jam it back into West's arms, leaving West with no chance to handle the football.  What, did he think Westbrook's arms were made of velcro and the ball would stick to his elbow???  Ball goes back to Dallas with 4:00 to go, they march right down the field and score on our soft-as-butter D (where was that big turn-over, Asante???), and I get to spend the rest of the seaon seething and listening to every talking head in the sports universe fellate the Cowgirls and Tony "Butterfingers" Romo in particular.  ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!  :badmood: :badmood: :badmood:
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 07:09:10 AM »
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 07:12:42 AM »
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2008, 07:17:03 AM »
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:12:42 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2008, 07:28:29 AM »
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:12:42 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2008, 07:39:36 AM »
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:28:29 AM
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:12:42 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2008, 07:51:03 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 16, 2008, 07:39:36 AM
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:28:29 AM
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:12:42 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)



... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:

yeah, that was entertaining....just saw on Sports Center he did something similar in High School during the playoffs, too!
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 07:51:19 AM »
I was working/staying in the DFW area when Quincy Carter was QB.

Red, you would have loved it.   
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 08:02:05 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 16, 2008, 07:39:36 AM
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:28:29 AM
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:12:42 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:

OMG that was bad.  Hey, if he doesn't want the TD on his record, Westbrook will take it.  Hopefully that'll wake him up a little and teach him that T.O./Chad Johnson crap shouldn't be emulated.
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2008, 08:04:56 AM »
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 08:02:05 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on September 16, 2008, 07:39:36 AM
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:28:29 AM
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:12:42 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:

OMG that was bad.  Hey, if he doesn't want the TD on his record, Westbrook will take it.  Hopefully that'll wake him up a little and teach him that T.O./Chad Johnson crap shouldn't be emulated.

Too bad the defenders didn't pick up on what happened -- that was a live ball and could have been picked up and run back.

I was watching in Mexico and the idiot local announcers talk over the refs -- what was the erason Philly got the ball back?  I assume because they still had possession when the play was whistled dead.
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 08:07:20 AM »
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2008, 08:08:20 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 16, 2008, 08:07:20 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2008, 08:23:59 AM »
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But what is it with Jackson? You hope he learns. You hope he realizes, after such a national-television faux pas, the downside of pride. You hope he knows now that hot dogs can result in worse things than indigestion. You hope, but you do not know.

"Things happen," Jackson said. "It was just one of those things. I was just overexcited, just trying to have some fun. I'm young, but I'm kind of mad at myself. I could have had a touchdown."

Only time will mature him. At the same time, say a prayer that maturity does not diminish him. Because Jackson is a star-in-training and no one can doubt. He finished last night with six catches for 110 yards. It would appear that the only thing that can stop him are an injury or, well, himself.

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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2008, 08:27:38 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on September 16, 2008, 08:07:20 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

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I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2008, 08:31:37 AM »
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 08:27:38 AM
Quote from: USA4ME on September 16, 2008, 08:07:20 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

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I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 

Despite the Cowboys' repeated attempts to hand them the game.
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2008, 08:45:48 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on September 16, 2008, 08:31:37 AM
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 08:27:38 AM
Quote from: USA4ME on September 16, 2008, 08:07:20 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

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I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 

Despite the Cowboys' repeated attempts to hand them the game.

no doubt!

I will say, though, the Eagles had an incredible offensive line going last night...McNabb had forever to find a reciever!
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2008, 09:19:30 AM »
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2008, 10:32:44 AM »
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:12:42 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

Poor Red....his Cowboys hatred runs deep, Flame, very, very deep. It's gonna be a long football season, and I so look forward to seeing him wear his "Romo is a Homo" t-shirt every darn day.



Go Ravens!  :p 


Oh, and  :beer:


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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2008, 11:01:53 AM »
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 08:27:38 AM
I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 

In that respect he reminds me of Randal Cunningham, another Philly QB who couldn't quite make the next step.  I thought Randal was more exciting to watch, tho.

There's maybe a handful of QB's in the NFL who are really thinkers on the field, and the rest are just better than all the other options out there

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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2008, 11:04:07 AM »
How Bout them Oakland Raiders (Lead NFL in Rushing) :cheersmate: :fuelfire: :popcorn:
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2008, 11:32:46 AM »
Hey, Red--the 'Boys, though I can't stand them, made me $56 in my workplace's football pool last night.  'Course, I also had the highest number of combined points, too.
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2008, 12:38:54 PM »
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?
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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2008, 12:46:29 PM »
Quote from: Flame on September 16, 2008, 08:45:48 AM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on September 16, 2008, 08:31:37 AM
Quote from: Red October on September 16, 2008, 08:27:38 AM
Quote from: USA4ME on September 16, 2008, 08:07:20 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

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I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 

Despite the Cowboys' repeated attempts to hand them the game.

no doubt!

I will say, though, the Eagles had an incredible offensive line going last night...McNabb had forever to find a reciever!

And yet....

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Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2008, 12:52:49 PM »
Well Red,

If it is any consolation, the Packers are going to pimpslap the Brokeback Mount-me-boyz next Sunday.

Payback for last year's game.   

I'm hoping that KBG or Aaron Kampman make Romo's day as miserable as possible.

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