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IMAOEveryone seems to be making fun of community organizers, but I want you to take a look at a few communities that didn't have community organizers and see what happened to them:
* Sodom and Gomorrah: Smote by God.
* Chicago, 1871: Set on fire by a cow.
* Atlantis: So disorganized by lack of a community organizer that people even forgot where it is.
* Rome: What caused the fall of the Roman Empire? They got rid of their community organizer.
* The Ewok Village: Occupied by a rebel alliance and forced into a war that didn't concern them.
* Gotham City: Terrorized by a guy dressed like a clown and the only one to turn to is some wacko dressed like a bat.
If only these communities had an Al Sharpton, think how much better off they'd be.