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Title: Cold Weather
Post by: Dblhaul on January 07, 2014, 12:40:23 AM
Dang, it's so cold out there. Today I saw a democrat with their hands in their own pockets!
Title: Re: Cold Weather
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 07, 2014, 12:50:56 AM
Dang, it's so cold out there. Today I saw a democrat with their hands in their own pockets!

Had to be a Republican/tea partier/libertarian/independent. Democrats scientifically tested in a lab at Absolute Zero, were still reaching for someone elses pockets!!    :rotf:

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Title: Re: Cold Weather
Post by: obumazombie on January 07, 2014, 01:03:51 AM
It wasn't the Magic Negro Inaction Figure with the kung fu grip on your wallet. No amount of cold could break that grip.
Title: Re: Cold Weather
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 07, 2014, 01:18:55 AM
It wasn't the Magic Negro Inaction Figure with the kung fu grip on your wallet. No amount of cold could break that grip.

If it was, you'd have heard this:

"Thats right, and don't even think of trying to take it back".

(http://www.dixiworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/obama02.jpg)

Do pay heed to the warnings on the box however:

(http://api.ning.com/files/Hqt9UB2QqbZBMZdEl0zlbyhMdZFUkdIqg1xApOgZeEVTaHp0sLZbEEBZYR9rez8rGLV1mIUEB*7DC2FV0cs9IYndNGAoSKFS/Obamadollchokinghazard.jpg?width=448&height=600)

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Title: Re: Cold Weather
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on January 07, 2014, 09:05:23 AM
  50 F
 - Florida residents wear thermal underwear
 - Alaska residents sunbathe
  40 F
 - Average refrigerator temperature
 - You can see your breath
  32 F
 - Water freezes
  10 F
 - Alaska residents wear long sleeve shirts
   0 F
 - Too cold to move
 - Heaters are brought out in Green Bay to keep the footballs warm
 -20 F
 - Boiling water freezes before it hits the ground
 - Florida residents cease to exist
 - Alaska residents wear scarves
 -36 F
 - Mercury freezes
 -40 F
 - Too cold to breathe
 - Fahrenheit and Celsius become equal
 - Ice fog begins to appear
 -80 F
 - Too cold to live
 - Average temperature on Mars
-135 F
 - World record lowest temperature on earth
-150 F
 - Chlorine freezes
 - Too cold to exist
-250 F
 - Krypton freezes
-360 F
 - Oxygen freezes
-400 F
 - Average temperature on Pluto
 - Lawyers button top button
 - Democrats put their hands in their own pockets.=
-460 F
 - Absolute zero
-500 F
 - Hell freezes over
 - Al Gore admits that he was wrong about global warming
Title: Re: Cold Weather
Post by: obumazombie on January 07, 2014, 09:39:25 AM
^Any chance some of those could be in the form of a Happy Fun Ball "Obey This Sign" sign ?




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