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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Dblhaul on January 07, 2014, 12:40:23 AM
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Dang, it's so cold out there. Today I saw a democrat with their hands in their own pockets!
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Dang, it's so cold out there. Today I saw a democrat with their hands in their own pockets!
Had to be a Republican/tea partier/libertarian/independent. Democrats scientifically tested in a lab at Absolute Zero, were still reaching for someone elses pockets!! :rotf:
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It wasn't the Magic Negro Inaction Figure with the kung fu grip on your wallet. No amount of cold could break that grip.
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It wasn't the Magic Negro Inaction Figure with the kung fu grip on your wallet. No amount of cold could break that grip.
If it was, you'd have heard this:
"Thats right, and don't even think of trying to take it back".
(http://www.dixiworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/obama02.jpg)
Do pay heed to the warnings on the box however:
(http://api.ning.com/files/Hqt9UB2QqbZBMZdEl0zlbyhMdZFUkdIqg1xApOgZeEVTaHp0sLZbEEBZYR9rez8rGLV1mIUEB*7DC2FV0cs9IYndNGAoSKFS/Obamadollchokinghazard.jpg?width=448&height=600)
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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50 F
- Florida residents wear thermal underwear
- Alaska residents sunbathe
40 F
- Average refrigerator temperature
- You can see your breath
32 F
- Water freezes
10 F
- Alaska residents wear long sleeve shirts
0 F
- Too cold to move
- Heaters are brought out in Green Bay to keep the footballs warm
-20 F
- Boiling water freezes before it hits the ground
- Florida residents cease to exist
- Alaska residents wear scarves
-36 F
- Mercury freezes
-40 F
- Too cold to breathe
- Fahrenheit and Celsius become equal
- Ice fog begins to appear
-80 F
- Too cold to live
- Average temperature on Mars
-135 F
- World record lowest temperature on earth
-150 F
- Chlorine freezes
- Too cold to exist
-250 F
- Krypton freezes
-360 F
- Oxygen freezes
-400 F
- Average temperature on Pluto
- Lawyers button top button
- Democrats put their hands in their own pockets.=
-460 F
- Absolute zero
-500 F
- Hell freezes over
- Al Gore admits that he was wrong about global warming
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^Any chance some of those could be in the form of a Happy Fun Ball "Obey This Sign" sign ?
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