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Interests => Living Off of the Grid & Survivalism => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on June 03, 2022, 10:28:15 AM

Title: I bought some Beanee Weenees today.
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 03, 2022, 10:28:15 AM
I am short in the beans department and I was looking at canned beans. Van De Camps Pork and Beans tastes fine, but has no actual pork...its just a can of flavored beans. So I ordered two cans of Beanee Weenees.

I will taste test them later today. I have to test like this to see if I will actually eat what I stock.

Its just, the name. If ever I am robbed, the crooks are likely to leave me my beanee weenees. along with a condolence card.

Downside so far. They are only half the size of a regular can and cost just as much. Not a stocking item unless they taste like gold. Whoever thought a simple weenee could cost you economically?
Title: Re: I bought some Beanee Weenees today.
Post by: Eupher on June 03, 2022, 11:54:50 AM
I make my own beans.

One lb. of dry navy beans:
Title: Re: I bought some Beanee Weenees today.
Post by: ExGeeEye on June 04, 2022, 03:37:13 AM
I like a couple of the varieties of Bush's beans.

When camping, I take along a monster pack of hotdogs (you know, the cheap no-brand ones with extra lips and spleens in 'em -- yum!) and among other preparations, cut them up into the beans.  Makes a simple single-pan concoction, appreciated by all ages with teeth.
Title: Re: I bought some Beanee Weenees today.
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 04, 2022, 02:39:01 PM
I like a couple of the varieties of Bush's beans.

When camping, I take along a monster pack of hotdogs (you know, the cheap no-brand ones with extra lips and spleens in 'em -- yum!) and among other preparations, cut them up into the beans.  Makes a simple single-pan concoction, appreciated by all ages with teeth.
OK, this makes sense. any meat can be added as well.
Title: Re: I bought some Beanee Weenees today.
Post by: Eupher on June 04, 2022, 07:42:57 PM
OK, this makes sense. any meat can be added as well.

WHAT??? You don't like my Navy bean recipe???? Oh, the horrors!!!!  :lmao:   :rotf:
Title: Re: I bought some Beanee Weenees today.
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 04, 2022, 08:50:02 PM
WHAT??? You don't like my Navy bean recipe???? Oh, the horrors!!!!  :lmao:   :rotf:
Oh I did like it. But in a SHTF scenario, I'll be too busy shooting Hippies to take the time to make all of that.
Title: Re: I bought some Beanee Weenees today.
Post by: Eupher on June 05, 2022, 04:59:29 AM
Oh I did like it. But in a SHTF scenario, I'll be too busy shooting Hippies to take the time to make all of that.

You have a good point. But aren't the hippies stoned all the time? Don't wanna do anything but look bleary-eyed while they munch on their Doritos?

Now lefties and Antifa/BLM types. That's a different story. They'd make great targets once they start with their shit.  :whistling: