TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!

[Texacon]

Uhhhhg.

This just in from the Washington Post.

Breaking News

It is reported that John McCain used Viagara without a prescription and had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours .... it appears he DID NOT REPORT IT OR SEE A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!

We're toast.  Just don't even bother to vote.

KC

[franksolich]

Well, Hell, it's past 1:30 p.m. central time now, and 2:30 p.m. eastern time.

No story.

[Wretched Excess]

yep.  it's becoming late afternoon, and the fan is still shitless.

[bijou]

yep.  it's becoming late afternoon, and the fan is still shitless.

Really? I would never have predicted that when I posted the thread.  :innocent:

[Chris_]

Uhhhhg.

This just in from the Washington Post.

Breaking News

It is reported that John McCain used Viagara without a prescription and had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours .... it appears he DID NOT REPORT IT OR SEE A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!

We're toast.  Just don't even bother to vote.

KC

[Texacon]

Uhhhhg.

This just in from the Washington Post.

Breaking News

It is reported that John McCain used Viagara without a prescription and had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours .... it appears he DID NOT REPORT IT OR SEE A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!

We're toast.  Just don't even bother to vote.

KC

hahahahahaha  Ya gotta love smilin' Bob!

KC

[franksolich]

Well, Hell.

It's now 1:50 p.m. central time, meaning it's ten minutes to 3:00 p.m. eastern time.

Nothing.  No story.

Something was promised one hour and twenty minutes ago.

I wonder if the lonely star idiot primitive is taking any grief on Skins's island yet.

[Chris_]

Well, Hell.

It's now 1:50 p.m. central time, meaning it's ten minutes to 3:00 p.m. eastern time.

Nothing.  No story.

Something was promised one hour and twenty minutes ago.

I wonder if the lonely star idiot primitive is taking any grief on Skins's island yet.

2:53 EDT -- fan continues to be aggressively sans merde.

[jtyangel]

This story is toast! McCain has legs!

 

[ScubaGuy]

Could just be a elaborate bouncy setup.

Big news coming, really really big.

OMG! At the last minute Rove had the story squashed and my soucre has disappeared!

[mamacags]

Maybe they finally found pictures of Obama smoking crack with that guy who claims to have had a gay affair with him.

[franksolich]

Well, Hell.

It's now 1:50 p.m. central time, meaning it's ten minutes to 3:00 p.m. eastern time.

Nothing.  No story.

Something was promised one hour and twenty minutes ago.

I wonder if the lonely star idiot primitive is taking any grief on Skins's island yet.

2:53 EDT -- fan continues to be aggressively sans merde.

You know, it's a good thing I learned my lesson from the Bostonian Drunkard, on May 12, 2006.

That whole day, I sat at the computer, wearing out the left-hand side of the computer mouse constantly "refreshing" internet sites, looking for the story of the indictment of Karl Rove. 

I did that from about 6:00 a.m. central time until a little past 5:00 p.m. central time.

I was stiff from sitting all day in front of the computer, and my right-handed index finger got sprained, from constantly maneuvering the computer mouse.

That's one of the secondary reasons for my, uh, mild dislike of the Bostonian Drunkard.

This time, I'm doing things other than sitting in front of the computer, and checking only sporadically.

[Chris_]

YOY  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-10-08 12:54 PM
Response to Reply #72
87. Nope. She says it's about McCain and not Palin or her Palindromes
   
n/t

Calling the kids Palindromes is almost too clever for DU, is this a mole?

[franksolich]

YOY  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-10-08 12:54 PM
Response to Reply #72

87. Nope. She says it's about McCain and not Palin or her Palindromes

Calling the kids Palindromes is almost too clever for DU, is this a mole?

My God, sir, you seem to be right.

That is half a mile too clever for a primitive to devise.

However, YOY is a bona fide primitive, an authentic primitive, and so one must conclude that sometimes by sheer accident and chance, primitives can do a bon mot.

[terry]

cbayer  DU Moderator Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-10-08 03:05 PM
Response to Original message
211. Locking
   
Please do not spam the board with repetitive messages.

cbayer
DU Moderator

Looks like Mod cbayer isn't buying.

[Happy Fun Ball]

3 PM and nothing y...wait, what's this I see?

From TruthOut:

Sources within the McCain campaign have revealed a much darker side of the presidential candidate. Police reports indicate that on the night of May 15th, 2006 Karl Rove was visited by three ghosts that he called the ghosts of Fitzmas past, present, and future. Three hours later, he was seen running towards John McCain's house wearing a toga and carrying a large duffel bag.

An hour later, a report came in of a large fire along with screaming. Police were called to investigate and what they saw filled them with horror. In the back yard was a huge bronze statue of the cow god Moolor, and in front was a smoldering brazier containing all kinds of prescription drugs, along with what appears to be several burnt rabbit and garden fairy carcasses, and several slices of toast.

Several witnesses say that the drugs came from numerous users of the web forum Democratic Underground, a site filled with the dregs of society. Reports say that Rove opened a PO box, set up a fake charity, and registered on Democratic Underground (DU) under a false name, and told them to donate their prescription drugs to his charity. "They would be put into a magic box, and if you wish hard enough, the bong spirits will grant your with and Rove will be convicted in 24 business hours".

Three days later, every cow within a fifty mile radius walked into the streets and blocked traffic for hours, while the trees began to uproot themselves and throw their rotting fruit at any car with a Kerry bumper sticker. There were also isolated reports of furniture laughing at anyone possessing at least one bong.

This is HUGE! McCain is definitely toast now!!1

[bijou]

3 PM and nothing y...wait, what's this I see?

From TruthOut:

Sources within the McCain campaign have revealed a much darker side of the presidential candidate. Police reports indicate that on the night of May 15th, 2006 Karl Rove was visited by three ghosts that he called the ghosts of Fitzmas past, present, and future. Three hours later, he was seen running towards John McCain's house wearing a toga and carrying a large duffel bag.

An hour later, a report came in of a large fire along with screaming. Police were called to investigate and what they saw filled them with horror. In the back yard was a huge bronze statue of the cow god Moolor, and in front was a smoldering brazier containing all kinds of prescription drugs, along with what appears to be several burnt rabbit and garden fairy carcasses, and several slices of toast.

Several witnesses say that the drugs came from numerous users of the web forum Democratic Underground, a site filled with the dregs of society. Reports say that Rove opened a PO box, set up a fake charity, and registered on Democratic Underground (DU) under a false name, and told them to donate their prescription drugs to his charity. "They would be put into a magic box, and if you wish hard enough, the bong spirits will grant your with and Rove will be convicted in 24 business hours".

Three days later, every cow within a fifty mile radius walked into the streets and blocked traffic for hours, while the trees began to uproot themselves and throw their rotting fruit at any car with a Kerry bumper sticker. There were also isolated reports of furniture laughing at anyone possessing at least one bong.

This is HUGE! McCain is definitely toast now!!1

H5

[Carl]

No giddy happy dance yet?


Damn...


Carry on.

[Splashdown]

I'm reminded of the Halloween classic "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

Poor Linus lonestarnut.....

[BlueStateSaint]

3 PM and nothing y...wait, what's this I see?

From TruthOut:

Sources within the McCain campaign have revealed a much darker side of the presidential candidate. Police reports indicate that on the night of May 15th, 2006 Karl Rove was visited by three ghosts that he called the ghosts of Fitzmas past, present, and future. Three hours later, he was seen running towards John McCain's house wearing a toga and carrying a large duffel bag.

An hour later, a report came in of a large fire along with screaming. Police were called to investigate and what they saw filled them with horror. In the back yard was a huge bronze statue of the cow god Moolor, and in front was a smoldering brazier containing all kinds of prescription drugs, along with what appears to be several burnt rabbit and garden fairy carcasses, and several slices of toast.

Several witnesses say that the drugs came from numerous users of the web forum Democratic Underground, a site filled with the dregs of society. Reports say that Rove opened a PO box, set up a fake charity, and registered on Democratic Underground (DU) under a false name, and told them to donate their prescription drugs to his charity. "They would be put into a magic box, and if you wish hard enough, the bong spirits will grant your with and Rove will be convicted in 24 business hours".

Three days later, every cow within a fifty mile radius walked into the streets and blocked traffic for hours, while the trees began to uproot themselves and throw their rotting fruit at any car with a Kerry bumper sticker. There were also isolated reports of furniture laughing at anyone possessing at least one bong.

This is HUGE! McCain is definitely toast now!!1

 

I'm now having co-workers ask me what the Hell I'm reading.

H5!

[Chris_]

IT HAS BROKEN!!!!

CAROL FOWLER SAYS THAT PALIN'S PRIMARY QUALIFICATION IS SHE (PALIN) DIDN'T HAVE AN ABORTION!!!!!

OH NOOS!  WE AM TOAST!

 

[Chris_]

3 PM and nothing y...wait, what's this I see?

From TruthOut:

Sources within the McCain campaign have revealed a much darker side of the presidential candidate. Police reports indicate that on the night of May 15th, 2006 Karl Rove was visited by three ghosts that he called the ghosts of Fitzmas past, present, and future. Three hours later, he was seen running towards John McCain's house wearing a toga and carrying a large duffel bag.

An hour later, a report came in of a large fire along with screaming. Police were called to investigate and what they saw filled them with horror. In the back yard was a huge bronze statue of the cow god Moolor, and in front was a smoldering brazier containing all kinds of prescription drugs, along with what appears to be several burnt rabbit and garden fairy carcasses, and several slices of toast.

Several witnesses say that the drugs came from numerous users of the web forum Democratic Underground, a site filled with the dregs of society. Reports say that Rove opened a PO box, set up a fake charity, and registered on Democratic Underground (DU) under a false name, and told them to donate their prescription drugs to his charity. "They would be put into a magic box, and if you wish hard enough, the bong spirits will grant your with and Rove will be convicted in 24 business hours".

Three days later, every cow within a fifty mile radius walked into the streets and blocked traffic for hours, while the trees began to uproot themselves and throw their rotting fruit at any car with a Kerry bumper sticker. There were also isolated reports of furniture laughing at anyone possessing at least one bong.

This is HUGE! McCain is definitely toast now!!1

There ain't no H5 big enough for that one!!!

Fantastic!

[thundley4]

IT HAS BROKEN!!!!

CAROL FOWLER SAYS THAT PALIN'S PRIMARY QUALIFICATION IS SHE (PALIN) DIDN'T HAVE AN ABORTION!!!!!

OH NOOS!  WE AM TOAST!

 

I'm watching Shep Smith talk about it.  One reason for liking him is that he calls BS on these a-holes when he sees it.

[JohnnyReb]

As I type, the shit is literally hitting the fan. There's a spreader truck in my pasture spreading turkey litter. "Turkey Litter" is government speak for turkey shit.

It's beginning to smell like a democrat convention around here.

[Chris_]

As I type, the shit is literally hitting the fan. There's a spreader truck in my pasture spreading turkey litter. "Turkey Litter" is government speak for turkey shit.

It's beginning to smell like a democrat convention around here.

With or without the hippie BO stench and rancid bong water aromas?