I saw "Ebenezer" in all of this and wondered if this was satire, but I guess it turns out that he really is a Scrooge.
I've seen megachurches before, but have never belonged to one. Therefore, their financial position has to be "up there" but I never would've believed that even a megachurch can afford to provide a $7,400 monthly housing allowance to any of its pastors.
I also can't believe that the church board would approve of such wasteful spending. There is no pastor on the planet worth that kind of money for a housing allowance.
I have to believe, therefore, that the amount of graft, greed and corruption associated with Wifebeater Warnock and his "church" rivals that of D.C. -- just on a smaller scale. In that sense, Warnock is a perfect senatorial candydate. He fits right in with the grifters.
But I hope that Walker can somehow muster the skills to redeem the faith that at least some Georgians put in him and kick Wifebeater Warnock's ass right out of the Swamp. After all, he'll still be collecting his $7,400 monthly housing allowance plus his salary.