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Title: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Chris_ on February 27, 2012, 11:23:33 AM: Quote
Secret Â£14million Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Turkey

A secret Bible in which Jesus is believed to predict the coming of the Prophet Muhammad to Earth has sparked serious interest from the Vatican.

Pope Benedict XVI is claimed to want to see the 1,500-year-old book, which many say is the Gospel of Barnabas, that has been hidden by the Turkish state for the last 12 years.

The Â£14million handwritten gold lettered tome, penned in Jesus' native Aramaic language, is said to contain his early teachings and a prediction of the Prophet's coming.
Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105714/Secret-14million-Bible-Jesus-predicts-coming-Prophet-Muhammad-unearthed-Turkey.html#ixzz1nbVIDHMV)

*cough*bullshit*cough*
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Rugnuts on February 27, 2012, 11:32:02 AM: i suppose the turks could burn it in response to the qu'ran burnings?
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Gina on February 27, 2012, 12:12:05 PM: Does Mohammed look like Obama? :lmao:
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 27, 2012, 12:40:16 PM: Is the ink dry?
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Chris_ on February 27, 2012, 12:43:33 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 27, 2012, 12:40:16 PM
Is the ink dry?
It looks like it was written with a gold Sharpie.
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: jendf on February 27, 2012, 01:31:36 PM: Quote
In one version of the gospel, he(Jesus) is said to have told a priest: 'How shall the Messiah be called? Muhammad is his blessed name'.

Oh, HELL NO.
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Gina on February 27, 2012, 01:32:55 PM: Quote
In one version of the gospel, he(Jesus) is said to have told a priest: 'How shall the Messiah be called? Muhammad is his blessed name and he shall have many wives that have not reached puberty
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 27, 2012, 01:34:49 PM: That is some OLD TP.
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Splashdown on February 27, 2012, 01:36:34 PM: Duh, Matthew 7:15.

:whistling:
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 28, 2012, 05:50:26 PM: How...

...convenient.
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Cyrus on March 07, 2012, 06:04:52 PM: Quote from: Rugnuts on February 27, 2012, 11:32:02 AM
i suppose the turks could burn it in response to the qu'ran burnings?

Turks aren't very religious. They're as Muslim as the French are Christian (only in name).
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 07, 2012, 06:18:57 PM: Quote from: Cyrus on March 07, 2012, 06:04:52 PM
Turks aren't very religious. They're as Muslim as the French are Christian (only in name).

But still muslim enough to cut your head off if you call moo-hommed a false prophet.
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: EagleKeeper on March 07, 2012, 06:23:40 PM: I sure would like to see this carbon dated.
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: CG6468 on March 15, 2012, 12:49:24 PM: Quote from: Gina on February 27, 2012, 12:12:05 PM
Does Mohammed look like Obama? :lmao:

Obama looks like Mohammed's diarrhea.
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: CactusCarlos on March 15, 2012, 01:08:52 PM: Quote from: Gina on February 27, 2012, 12:12:05 PM
Does Mohammed look like Obama? :lmao:

H5 for being hot AND witty!
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Gina on March 16, 2012, 02:47:43 PM: Quote from: Cyrus on March 07, 2012, 06:04:52 PM
Turks aren't very religious. They're as Muslim as the French are Christian (only in name).

SHUTUP BITCH! :bigbird:
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 19, 2012, 06:47:55 PM: Hi5
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 19, 2012, 08:51:10 PM: *cough*Hitler diaries*cough*
Title: Re: Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed
Post by: Rebel on March 19, 2012, 11:39:26 PM: 1500 years old? Jesus died 2012 years ago. Color me shocked that a cave-dweller would latch onto a popular religion and write his own history in an attempt to get followers. :rolleyes: