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TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« on: April 06, 2012, 09:44:47 AM »
He's obviously John Kerry because he can't go 5 minutes without mentioning his time in Vietnam:

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This Election Like Being In Vietnam - Will We Ever Put Humpty Dumpty Back Together Again.

There is one about spending a year in Vietnam it is that you go through a kaleidoscope of emotions. You can go through periods of great hope and great despair like someone who is bipolar. This election feels that way in so many ways. It seems like the country and lives are being ripped to shred by hatred sowed and nourished by the GOP. And the outcome is truly in doubt.

I see broken and fragmented country. I see one party trying to piece it back together and I see another powerful force in the GOP doing everything in its power trying to smash the pieces to pieces. And I wonder if we can ever put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

If I could wish the GOP out of existence like a character hit by a phaser disintegrating on Star Trek I would do it in a heartbeat.

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1. If the repukes manage to steal this election

I fear a bloody civil war may once again be upon us.

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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 09:48:17 AM »
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Romney And The GOP Are A Lot Like Pol Pot And The Kmer Rouge And Ryan Is The Henchman

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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 09:51:24 AM »
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Fox News Is A Traitor

I look at Fox News like the GI's in WWII looked at Tokyo Rose.

Why not Vietnam GIs looking at Jane Fonda?

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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 09:55:31 AM »
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Bomber Over Bremerhaven

Last edited Fri Apr 6, 2012, 07:58 AM USA/ET - Edit history (2)

Years ago I wrote a metaphor that I sent to Frank Rich when Bush was president that I called "Economy Like A Bomber Over Bremerhaven". I told him that the Bush and GOP economy was like a B-17 that was struggling to get back to England that was so shot up it would eventually crash. The only thing left was to keep it flying as long as possible. The two of four engines were gone, fuel was leaking. The other two engines were in trouble with one on fire and the other fading. No instruments to speak of and most of the crew wounded. It was losing altitude." Well I was sadly right because the economy did crash in 2007 but it was kept secret by the GOP until the fact could not be ignored.

I would change that story. I can see that same bomber now but with a different twist. I could see a scenario where the pilot succeeds in stabilizing the last two engines and is getting the plane going well enough to make England so the plane can be repaired and restored. There is one problem some American fighters encounter this wounded duck. But instead of escorting it they shoot it down.

Well the flyers in those American planes are Republicans and the B-17 is a Democratic airship. The GOP is doing everything it can to cause a depression and intend to kill the country so it can be in power.

And if they succeed because they continue to sabotage all efforts to put people back to work, they will euthanize the patient so to speak. Their ideas and the Ryan budget are like strychnine. It is prescription for the ultimate death panel. And it will not discriminate it will economically kill GOP workers like everyone else.

What is worse the GOP will celebrate if they do succeed.


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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 09:56:00 AM »
If that **** ever spent time in service he had to have been stoned for all of his time in.
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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 09:58:42 AM »
John Kerry, you mean the fake war hero who committed treason? And then had the nerve to put himself in for the purple heart? What a scumbag...

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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 10:02:56 AM »

     TheMasticatingNutsacks puts me in mind of a phrase I wrote re: John F. Kerry in 2004:

          "Thank you and **** you for your service to your country."


     
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5. IMO

a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 10:21:33 AM »
From the 1st thread noted in my OP:

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2. the real problem lies with the uber-rich.

they are the force behind all the destructive talk and legislation.

tax them to redistribute our wealth and then pass laws that keep them from ripping us off again. that is the only way to deal with the infighting created by our fighting over crumbs.

Or you could back your own bread you useless, lazy, greedy ****.

If you destroy wealth and pass laws to keep people from becoming wealthy what will you tax to redistribute for your own use?

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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2012, 10:26:23 AM »

I'll pencil you in for the Thursday after the election; but make it quick, I only get a half hour for lunch.

Oh, you'll have plenty of time to grab a quick sandwich after.  

Numbskull's rants just bore me to tears.  I just do not have a place for him on my nomination list.  MEGO.  

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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 10:27:38 AM »
From the Khmer Rouge thread.

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1. No, not really.

Romney and Ryan are pretty dreadful, but they are nothing like Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge. Rent and watch The Killing Fields and then get back to us...

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2. go away

Whoops! His schtick is wearing thin in some circles.

Will saner minds prevail?

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Sorry, I know it's DU...I just had to throw that out there.
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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2012, 11:11:33 AM »
They are an emotional lot aren't they? :lmao:


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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 11:21:45 AM »
I think that scenario would be more correctly cast with the US economy as Bremerhaven and the Democrat party as the B17...having wrought all the destruction it can on this mission, it's trying to get back for another load of bombs.
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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 11:38:33 AM »
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Hey Masterbater,

Let me help you with this one. You know Pol Pot was a Leftist, Communist piece of human excrement.  I thought he would be one of the idols to the DUmbasses along with Che, Lenin, Stalin.
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Re: TheMasturbatingNumbskull REVEALED
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 11:41:15 AM »
I think that scenario would be more correctly cast with the US economy as Bremerhaven and the Democrat party as the B17...having wrought all the destruction it can on this mission, it's trying to get back for another load of bombs.

But he wrote it to Frank Rich.

FRANK ****ING RICH, MAN!

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Well the flyers in those American planes are Republicans and the B-17 is a Democratic airship. The GOP is doing everything it can to cause a depression and intend to kill the country so it can be in power.

I never read about aircrews trying to sabotage the planes they were flying in as a means to power.

Worst metaphor ever.
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