If every DUmmie followed this advice, and they all used the same financial planning/brokerage services, there would be one desk agent noticing a slightly smaller than expected boom in his or her investor actions...though it would be swamped by the people pumping money in as fast as they can.
Oh, and yes, Uncle would really appreciate the unforeseen bounty in penalty taxes, or...well, he would, if they actually amounted to Jack.