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finally a dummy with a great idea!
« on: September 06, 2009, 02:51:38 AM »
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texanwitch  (1000+ posts)  Sun Sep-06-09 12:18 AM

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If I had the money I would buy Bush's old pig farm and rename it the Ted Kennedy Ranch.
   
We could burn sage to get rid of the Bush evil spirits which are still there.

It would be a great gathering place for liberals to camp out.



buying a pig farm and naming it in honor of ted kennedy seems a perfect tribute.

It would be a great gathering place for liberals to camp out.  is so appropriate, as well.


the "ted kennedy pig farm, a place for liberals to camp out."

i would so donate to that cause...









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Re: finally a dummy with a great idea!
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 05:08:52 AM »
hehehe  :evillaugh: good catch!

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Re: finally a dummy with a great idea!
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2009, 07:25:56 AM »
Is it on a lake?

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Re: finally a dummy with a great idea!
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2009, 08:35:24 AM »
Oh now, I rather like the William Rivers Pitt here, the 740-cubic-yard mountain of antique swine excrement dating from 1875-1950, although I wouldn't want any primitives hanging around this prominent landmark in the Sandhills of Nebraska.
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Re: finally a dummy with a great idea!
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2009, 10:44:20 AM »


buying a pig farm and naming it in honor of ted kennedy seems a perfect tribute.

It would be a great gathering place for liberals to camp out.  is so appropriate, as well.


the "ted kennedy pig farm, a place for liberals to camp out."

i would so donate to that cause...










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Re: finally a dummy with a great idea!
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2009, 11:11:00 AM »
Y'know, the title of this thread had me hoping for something more like Heaven's Gate or Jonestown...
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Re: finally a dummy with a great idea!
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2009, 11:18:11 AM »
Y'know, the title of this thread had me hoping for something more like Heaven's Gate or Jonestown...

I kinda got that notion when they spoke of burning sage to "cleanse" the property.

I'd suggest a burnt offering, preferably human and done en masse....
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Re: finally a dummy with a great idea!
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2009, 11:19:43 AM »
Is it on a lake?

 :rotf:

Does it have a bridge?   :lmao:

Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.