The coming Obamacare.
Doctor, "What seems to be your problem today."
Patient, " I have a terrible headache."
Doctor, "On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is it?"
Patient, "About a 6."
Doctor, "Please pull up to the drive by window."
Patient, "OK."
Doctor, "I'm not allowed to give you anything for a headache of less than an 8."
Patient, "Can't you give me something?"
Doctor, "OK." leans out window and hits DUmmie with a billy stick. And then asks DUmmie, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is your headache now?"
Patient, "IT'S A DAMN 10 NOW. YOU IDIOT."
Doctor, "Here take this 2 aspirin.........and that's your allotment for this year. Now pull up so I can get to the next patient."
Doctor, "(squawk)Welcome to Obamacare. What seems to be your problem today?"
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