Many moons ago when I did have a mole on the island, I asked the primitives the reason they were encouraging members to "DU this poll" seeing as they were all unscientific. Get this for an answer: It's because someone might see it and be influenced by the results. "Oh look Martha, 52% of respondants on this poll believe this. Maybe we should, too."
At the time, it was hard to imagine that the primtives were that simpleminded. But after years of this, I've come to realize that didn't scratch the surface of just how dumb they really are. I also came to realize that the primitives *are* the type who are stupid enough to say, "Oh look Martha, 52% of respondants on this poll believe this. Maybe we should, too."
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