You know, Uhhuh, it's been a while since Barry Goldwater ran for president.
But given the ages of the primitives, most of the primitives were post-puberty when Barry Goldwater ran for president, and so surely the primitives remember Barry Goldwater.
Given the silly, the really stupid, ways primitives "connect" things--events, people--I've always waited around for a primitive to connect Barry Goldwater and Barry Obama.
But I've waited in vain.